En Englis, por favor. Or something like that.
SSG Schwartz
I’m too lazy.
特に何も無かったが日本語の文書にfishaを入れると何かがあると思わせる。
ずる賢いじゃん。かわいそうなfishaだな。
At least there is no posts about me in Japanese.
SSG Schwartz
Ahem (post #934)
They’re laughing at us right now.
Thank God TokyoPlayer finally went offline. He needs to go get his sex’ins on.
PS: Timeouts are SDMB’s way of telling me to go back to work.
I was browsing through some old threads the other day, and I found an old picture thread. In this thread, I found pictures of Tokyo Player and his wife.
If he gives permission then I’ll repost them. I dont want you all to start drooling and acting like maniacs.
TokyoPlayerの奥さんは本当に美しいなぁ。やきもちを焼かせたよｗ。あのうさー何歳ですか？若そう！ラッキーだよね。
(bolding mine)
I believe that time has passed.
And I don’t want to see him for about another two days.
I know the photos you’re referring to, while I’m sure he probably would not mind, its nice of you to wait.
But what’s the point? Anyone who has followed his thread has seen those pics, and they already know his wife is beautiful.
Why don’t we just let this thread die already?
Hey guys. The wife is back so I’m headed off line. Auto Repost if you so wish.
OK. Behold the hunky TokyoPlayer and his supermodel wife。
Sending akachan vibes your way!
Wedding photos will kill a thread. BTW, nice pix
SSG Schwartz
I’m partial to the red dress myself. I dont think I’ve ever mentally repeated “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife” so much before evar.
Well, the photos killed it for an hour and a half, anyway.
That gave me the idea to search Google images for the word “distraction.” Here’s one of the top results:
http://www.fuzzwolf.com/W_Distraction_large.jpg
Warning #1: NSFW
Warning #2: The URL contains the phrase “fuzzwolf”
Warning #3: In case that’s not obvious enough - Furries
I’d rather die than let furries kill this thread. No dice.
Updated post counts.
**Least Original User Name Ever ** 284
**fisha ** 140
SSG Schwartz 134
Autolycus 122
TokyoPlayer 103
**labtrash ** 101
**bigbabysweets2000 ** 82
5-4-Fighting 52
**Sapo ** 52
**An Gadaí ** 39
Trollhaugen 29
**Team of Scientists ** 29
**Rufus Xavier ** 20
**racer72 ** 11
**essell ** 7
**JimNightshade ** 6
Dolores Reborn 6
Hockey Monkey 6
**Juliefoolie ** 5
**Kat ** 4
**control-z ** 4
**Mark Ryle ** 4
**Hal Briston ** 4
Suse 4
VunderBob 3
**bonzer ** 3
LurkMeister 2
Millit the Frail 2
**babygirl ** 2
cochrane 1
Snipe1978 1
**rayh ** 1
aerodave 1
**Randy Seltzer ** 1
rhythmonly 1
**Key Lime Guy ** 1
**Count Blucher ** 1
si_blakely 1
untimelysmile 1
**Mangetout ** 1
**Civil Guy ** 1
**Annie ** 1
**vetbridge ** 1
**H3Knuckles ** 1
I hope** Mangetout ** knows how to use the unsubscribe function. His only post in this thread was the fourth. That would be a LOT of notification emails if not.
Rufus ** needs to catch up. Once you get to at least 25 posts you get to wear the super cool “Thread Killer” t-shirt, and we all hang out teasing the other members about their lack of killership. At 100 you get an official “Thread Killer” jacket. And when you get to 284 like LOUNE ** has you get FRACKIN’ BANNED FROM THIS THREAD! Seriously dude, decaf!
It’s because you are from the Northside.
Tinker 
Did you actually reply to the OP??!?!?!?!?!?
I guess he just wanted to be counted in my total above.
Okay then, added to the tally:
**Lochdale ** 1
Auto’s pecker 3 (if you don’t get the reference, don’t ask)
I actually replied to the OP. He or she notes that they are from the north of Dublin.
Maybe Co. Dublin but being from the northside myself I figured I’d poke a little gentle fun at him/her.
Ah, I saw your Chicago location and didn’t make the connection. Hopefully** An Gadaí** will be back and see.
I guess I should admire your ability to stick to the OP while at post #1276. It’s the rest of us who keep on changing the subject like madmen (apologies fisha).
God damn I cant get drunk off these fucking Coors Light. I’m on #11 for Krishna’s sake and I’m barely buzzed. There was a lot of cyber-flirting between #s 9 and 10, so I admit that has something to do with it. Nevertheless, I’m partaking in way too many calories for such little debauchery.