Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

I remember the days when I could get drunk off beer…

Oh wait, no I can’t remember itat all. All that hard liquor has made my, umm, “thinking head thing” forget. I good with words too.

Depends on the beer really. Steel Reserves in enough quantity would do the trick.

::Gets out of bed to take a short break::

Thanks Auto. I’ll be sure to not leave you alone with my wife, though!

Are you saying moderation is the key?

Maybe a double post will kill this thread?

Nope.

I don’t know what’s worse - The fact that we can’t kill this thread, or that roughly 17% of ALL of my posts have been IN this thread.

::Nice long stretch::

Good morning, folks. Looks like another beautiful day in paradise. Great day to make a killing.

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私は糸のキラーである。あなたの母、小さい男の子に行きなさい。

don’t buy it just yet - you have to kill THIS thread first

私の母は糸をよりよく殺す

labtrash, seriously, what’s your job? I don’t know if you’ve followed in some other threads, but I’m a lab rat too. I work in a hospital lab for one of the largest hospitals in Boston. [/curiosity]

I run an MQC testing Lab for a Plastics Manufacturer. We work in 70 degrees 24-7-365, production works in 120 degrees in the summer.

Guess what they call us?

Our Plant used to be in Canton, MA, but they moved it down here.

Ah…

:: jots down in mental record ::

I like to keep track of the lab types here, like Mouse_maven and Antigen, to name a few.

Now kill this thread!

Sir, yes sir!

Actually, I’ll be away most of today, so my standing orders are to maintain the high level of standards in this thread so far, and await my triumphant return to put this thread down.

Carry on.

Where’s the donuts?

Oops, sorry. I didn’t know you were coming.

Good morning, all.
I will be back later to assist in the killing. Until then, carry on.

SSG Schwartz

G’dammit, don’t they tell you how to kill anything right in the armed forces? What sort of example are you setting?

Woo! That was a long night. Good to see that the security blanket of my very own thread is still here.

Seven? Seven?
You can not be serious!

No, I can be serious.