Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

My mother kills other things besides threads often?

Yeah, and good morning.

I’m hungry.

Okay, I’m going to eat and take a shower. Don’t go doing anything crazy like killing my thread when I’m gone.

::Shouts so LOUNE can hear me with the water running:: 54. ::/SsLOUNEchmwtwr::

54, eh?

Nyuk, nyuk!

pokes at your eyes

Is there something wrong with me? I keep seeing posts like this. Must be some kinda futuristic characters or something that my browser can’t handle.

Hey, LOUNE, was it the Tigers game you were trying to make it to last night? I saw that thing ended with a walk-off homer at 3:30 a.m. Were you there?

::kicks thread in throat::

Vertical hand up between eyes.

Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Yeah, Team. I actually had to drive out to your neck of the woods, to my old employer, meet the bus there, be driven to the game, go through the 4 hour rain delay, watch the game in its entirety, be driven BACK to Ann Arbor, then drive home to Dearborn Heights.
Good game, though.

That’s wiseguy, to you, so I’d be very careful about continuing to post in this thread, ifyaknowwhatmean.

I cannot believe this thing made it through another day. Dammit, I’m calling the White House. What’s the point of having nuclear weapons if you can’t use them.

SSG Schwartz

I’m going out for sushi. Have fun in my absence. Or not. I dont really give a fuck.

twists your nose and bonks you over the head with a fist

I like sushi, heat it up a little and it tastes just like fish.

SSG Schwartz

Do you nuke it in the microwave, or what?

Hey, weren’t you supposed to stop posting at round page 20?

And aren’t you dead from blowing yourself up?

And get off my lawn, you’re standing on Auto’s sleepin-it-off spot and he’s gonna need it later.

To LOUNE: whatever maneuver a beleaguered Stooge would execute at this point

Ha! I win the Stooge-off.

You really can’t believe most of what you read on the internet these days. I wasn’t really dead, it was a flesh wound. As for the page 20 thing, I missed the edit window and dropped 3 or 4 zeros.

Overall, my posts won’t count for anything, unless I win.

SSG Schwartz

draws back to hit LOUNE in the nose but doesn’t; in the process elbows SSG in the eye