Which you won’t.
Slaps top of left fist with right hand. Arm spins backward and bonks 5-4 on the head.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
SSG Schwartz
5-4 Goes to rub sore spot from SSG’s hit; smacks self in the head with hammer he’s holding.
Hey, wait a minute!
Can’t remember if we did this one yet, but the funniest Three Stooges ever.
SSG Schwartz
grabs Schwartz’s nose with a pair of pliers
Now you look see. What’s the matter with you?
(SSG Schwartz covers his head then yanks **LOUNE **up by his hair.) Remind me to send your head to the cleaners with the rest of the flatwork! (He slaps LOUNE.) Get outta.
SSG Schwartz
stomps Schwartz’s foot
Why, I’d never!
Hey fella’s, take a whiff of Jif.
The beans I ate for lunch are working good.
Flaps hand in front of LOUNE’s face and then eye gouges him.
Nyuck, nyuck
SSG Schwartz
Men.
Women.
Buster Keaton.
Tootsie.
I Bogart your Tootsie.
Hey, stop bogartin’
I just got done watching the Simpsons movie.
D’oh!
Slowly I turned…
I just got done watching SOAP. What a waste of 90 minutes.
SSG Schwartz
Soap?