Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

[SSG_Schwartz]

@TokyoPlayer

The Lady in Red and I went to a turkish restaurant for dinner last night, with Turkish background music.

First time to hear a Turkish redition of Smoke on the Waters.

That song should kill this thread.

No, you have to post a link if you want to kill the thread.

SSG Schwartz

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

I’m hungry still.

[Rufus_Xavier]

I’m honored to have played a part, however minor, in this historic thread. Now, when does the karaoke start?

[SSG_Schwartz]

@Rufus Xavier

I’m honored to have played a part, however minor, in this historic thread. Now, when does the karaoke start?

First up we have Rufus Xavier who will be singing, “It’s Raining Men”

SSG Schwartz

[TokyoBayer]

@SSG Schwartz

No, you have to post a link if you want to kill the thread.

SSG Schwartz

My ears are my cite.

[SSG_Schwartz]

@TokyoPlayer

My ears are my cite.

Post a link to your ears then.

SSG Schwartz

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

You’ll need two pics, unless you’re Van Gogh.

[Labtrash]

You want bad karaoke ? - You got it!

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

All karaoke is bad karaoke.

[Kat]

@Least Original User Name Ever

I have legs.

You’re a clam?

@racer72

Shane walked into the bar, his throat as dry as the chalkboard eraser he cleaned in Miss Krunktop’s 3rd grade class when he would get in trouble for pulling Becky Hammerbutt’s pigtails, and as he looked around, he noticed the ceiling had wads of chewing gum stuck to it when it suddenly dawned on him, that because he was only 5 feet tall, he had in fact walked into the bar and hit himself on the head temporarily knocking himself out and that he was now looking at the bottom of the bar when suddenly a bright green glob of chewing gum became dislodged and hit him in the right eye, the same eye that was recently blacked by Horace Jones when punched him in the eye for staring at his wife’s ample bosum even though he could not help it due to his dimunitive stature.

I think you meant to post that here.

crosses fingers deadthreaddeadthreaddeadthreaddeadthread

[fisha]

*Riding hard, the mare running full out, miss fisha looks over her shoulder. She sees the dust following her in the distance, rising from the chasing posse. Squeezing her thighs, urging her mount faster, she knows her only hope lies in
*

What? Eh? Ah fuck, never mind.

[SSG_Schwartz]

@fisha

*Riding hard, the mare running full out, miss fisha looks over her shoulder. She sees the dust following her in the distance, rising from the chasing posse. Squeezing her thighs, urging her mount faster, she knows her only hope lies in
*

What? Eh? Ah fuck, never mind.

No, this may be the only time I encourage a follow up post, but continue, urging the mount.

SSG Schwartz

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

Right. Keep riding, dear fisha.

[Labtrash]

Don’t squeeze so hard - I chafe easily.

[SSG_Schwartz]

I wanna be recast to be the horse.

SSG Schwartz

[Labtrash]

@SSG Schwartz

The thread has gone into repeat mode, fixed now. On to thread killing.
We have shattered the previous record of threadkilling pages.

SSG Schwartz

FOURTEEN pages?

689 posts?

Bah!

Freakin’ amateurs.

No offense intended to Rufus Xavier - ThreadKiller

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

Oh? And who has the most posts in this here thread?

[TokyoBayer]

Which must mean you’re doing to worst job at it.

[Rufus_Xavier]

@labtrash

FOURTEEN pages?

689 posts?

Bah!

Freakin’ amateurs.

No offense intended to Rufus Xavier - ThreadKiller

No offense taken. That was another age, it was. When dopers were immature and mods kept a close watch. Nowadays, dopers are apparently allowed greater power to police themselves. And with great power comes great responsibility. If we all work together, we can put an end to this thread to end all threads. I know you can do it, the power to kill this thread lies in each and every one of you.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

wishes life upon the thread
I’m going to try some reverse psychology.