[QUOTE=Rufus Xavier]
No offense taken. That was another age, it was. When dopers were immature and mods kept a close watch. Nowadays, dopers are apparently allowed greater power to police themselves. And with great power comes great responsibility. If we all work together, we can put an end to this thread to end all threads. I know you can do it, the power to kill this thread lies in each and every one of you.
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I am a Threadkiller.
And Spiderman.
An army of wasps has invaded my home. I’ve spent half the night catching them in jars and depositing them outside, de fuckers.
Wow, they shut that down at 14? We’re in for it, guys. I can feel it. They’re saving up for something big. I’m thinking they’ll let Cecil himself come in and make the last post and then close it up for good.
And then ban each and every one of us.
Fortunately, we’ll all be martyred and remembered forever in the annals of SDMB history.
[QUOTE=An Gadaí]
An army of wasps has invaded my home. I’ve spent half the night catching them in jars and depositing them outside, de fuckers.
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Spider & snake attacks, and now wasps?
The earwigs are next, I tells ya.
Beware. BEWARE!!! BEWARE!!!
That’d suck if Cecil came in here and killed the thread. Dick.
Maybe before that we’ll be slashdotted or slash ficced.
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer]
My ears are my cite.
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I’m just catching up. And that is one fucking funny line.
Down with spiders.
Down with this thread!
Ok… let’s count the ways we’ve tried to kill this thread:
Yep, we’re fucked.
Should we try the stupid jokes again?
Why does a duck walk softly?
'Cuz it can’t walk, hardly.
What - no death threats yet (other than on the thread itself)???
fart
[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop]
What - no death threats yet (other than on the thread itself)???
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No bonus points if you have to get yourself banned in the process of killing the thread.
I wish a natural and peaceful death of old age on all posters in this thread! May no accident or sickness befall you, may you be able to look back on your long life with no regret or turmoil, and may your family be there to comfort and support you. Die posters die, bwahahahaha.
I’m tired. I’d like to go back to bed now.
…stupid “work”…
Let’s face it.
Maybe we just really suck at threadkilling, and the mods are letting us live on.
Are we too good to shut down?
Are we funny?
Are we funny like we’re clowns, we *amuse * them?
We make them laugh, we’re here to fuckin’ amuse them?
What do they mean funny, funny how? How are we funny? Hmmm?
I’d say “snerp”, to your questions.
Definitely “snerp”.
I knew a guy who had snerp. He said it was inherited, but I have my doubts.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I’m off for an adjustment at 0700 in the freakin’ morning. These insurance adjusters are getting mean. Just for that, I’m charging O&P, man! O&P, you hear me, you sadistic bastard! And I’m gonna make you use your own ladder, and, and, and…Shit, I better get going.
That’s right, toddle on off…
Dude, I like the way you used the corn for texture.
You can use sheep intestine for the same purpose!