Calling all Jews:Admit the truth to SweetWilly (in Pit in prep for Jewish attack!)

please forgive me, but I’ve got a little prayer for him:

May G_d bless and keep Sweet Willy

far away from us ;j

Damn, I missed it.

Oh, but of course, Monty. I think we all had him pegged in the very first pit-war about the little Anti-semite.

Some people’s thought-wrecks confuse the shit outta me!

Sam

It’s really too bad.
Now we’ll never find out where Louis Farrakhan fits into Sweet Willy’s family tree.

For some reason, this exchange came to mind:

Cartman: Kyle, you remember all those times I made fun of you for being a Jew? I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it–you’re not a Jew.

Kyle: Yes, I am, Cartman, I am a Jew!

Cartman: No, Kyle, don’t be so hard on yourself.

After Sweet Willy’s bris, I reckon Jack Dean Tyler’s going to ponder long and hard whether to administer the tug agoy to the big bit or the little bit.

Great Holidays, Beautiful Culture and World Domination to boot! Are you accepting applications? Although I must admit to being a Catholic- but it wasn’t my idea. . . .

Great OP **Fenris **!

-me

For the record, Fellow Chosen People and other observers, yes, I’m Jewish (if not terribly observant most of the time). And whatever my grandparents may think, I am proud of my heritage (unlike Sweet Willy), and am even researching it (if you want to do the same, check out www.jewishgen.org; lots of really cool info there on Jewish geneaology!).

However, one of my favorite things about the Jewish contribution to greater world civilization (no matter how much my friend Haris insists that it’s bagels) has been the ability of the Jewish people to laugh in the face of adversity, both at themselves and at the people who are making their situation adverse.

This doesn’t mean we shouldn’t treat seriously any and all threats from outide wackos, but I hope we can all keep our perspective, as well as our sense of humor, about the various levels of threat presented by outside wackos.

I think the real reason SW is so chafed by this revelation is that his being fractionally Jewish means he is no longer eligible to join the SA.

If Sweet Willy used a tug-a-hoy, he wouldn’t be able to see.

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For the small minority who might be as irony-impaired as SW, it has come to my attention that I should explain my comments in this thread
Hint: Who are Sweet Willy’s friends? Whose opinions does he value?
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I’m not a Jew, but I play one on TV. Well, no I don’t - but I’d like to. Or anything on TV for that matter, that’s why I’m posting. See, I figure that since you people control the media you might be able to slide me a few choice roles. Maybe you could bring Sports Night back because I really liked that show.

Also, what have you people let happen to radio? It’s all become that Clear Channel homogenized bullshit. Please have the Elders of Zion or whoever disband the conglomerates so we can have actual DJ’s playing more local music. I want to be able to hear the local bands before I go see them.

And please remove “Family Circus” from the comics page.

Thank you in advance.

[sub]note to the sarcasm impaired: Please don’t hurt me. I don’t want to be killed the way you killed Jesus[/sub]