I seem to have misplaced my glasses again.
Has any one seen them?
I thought they were behind the toaster, by the jelly jars. but no. they were not there.
They weren’t even behind the fridge, like they were the last time.
They are silver and roundish. two lenses (one for each eye) and two wire thingys that go around the ears.
let me know if you find them.
i think there is a theif on the SDMB, and I sure do hate to point fingers, but I think it was…
Thief I meant.
see how distraught I am?
Babs, have you forgotten already? You don’t wear glasses!
Have you checked on your face or in your hand?
Check your pants pocket.
Check the back of the toilet.
Is this like on Prarie Home Companion, when the guy called up Guy Noir, Private Eye, when he lost his keys?
Do you have a cat that may have knocked them off the nightstand? Check under the bed.
They’re probably in the freezer
Along with…
that really cool pen that ran out of ink.
your brown wallet.
your EXTRA sunglasses.
the bag of tomatoes that you THOUGHT you put in the fridge.
the key on the UGLY keyring to the side door of your garage.
the remote to your VCR.
four wheat pennies.
the old Altoid’s tin full of change.
the beer that you wanted to get cold really fast.
the leftover tuna-noodle casserole that you made in June of '96.
dang, this casserole is good.
I had forgotten all about that.
and those pennies? Investing for the future, baby!
in 34876038473 years, i’ll have enough for a latte!
They are right where you left them.
HTH