Story here.
Bad news for all you party ravers, I guess. 
The Word Of The Day is ‘Cambodia’.
Here, I’ll use it in a sentence:
‘I called up the twins and said, “Cambodia come over?”’
Ah, I see you’re on the stuff now!
If I said you have a cam bodia, would you rub it against me periodically?
LOTS of ravers here, I see. 
No more E? We’ll have to reschool an entire generation to teach them the new alphabet.
…or should I say…
W’ll hav to rschool an ntir gnration to tach thm th nw alphabt? 
Siam Sam, c’mon. Some of us know enough about chemistry that we don’t NEED raw materials shipped from overseas.
Won’t anyone think of the saplings?
Yes, we can just dig up the local sassafras trees.
It’s not as if Cambodia has a monopoly on safrole.
No more ecstasy from Cambodia
That’s tough kid but it’s life
No more ecstasy from Cambodia
Maybe you should get a life!
[/DK’s]
Phew! That’s a relief.
Woo-hoo! You rock!!