Nah! The trick with formals is a boat race. And pray the Manciple doesn’t catch you 
Angua is right. The trick with formal halls is a boat race, a round of “It’s Not Swedish” and the penny game. The trick with dining society dinners in the Junior Parlour is to have a different seating plan for dessert.
I have no idea what you people talking about dinners are on about. I feel left out.
I did, however, find this - cheepish B & Bs. That Antony’s B & B looks alright.
I just generally found that the trick to formal hall was a bottle of cheap Bulgarian red wine.
But maybe that’s just me.
pan
Francesca
I have no idea either, so our comestible arrangements will have to be a splinter group. Whaddya say?
Also, all this talk of top tables etc: anyone else picturing the wizards of Unseen University? No? Aww, ok then. 
Steve
heh.
Deep fried mars bars? boggle. How did that taste? Seriously.
If you picture UU then you probably aren’t too far off the truth, frankly. Although with slightly fewer courses.
pan
Umm. Very sweet … I’m a bit vague on the details, to be honest. It was a long time ago, and I never ate one while I was sober.
Kabbes - I replied to your email and it came back as undeliverable. Something wrong with your system?
Yeah Fran, but there should be more luck tomorrow. Ironically the address I gave you to make life more trouble-free went down all today. How ironic.
Can we pick up again tomorrow? Cheers.
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A couple of friends seeing the dining hall in Harry Potter said “That’s just like your one at Trinity!”
PS. Mars bar toasties are also fun.
Shade, you’re not from Trinity are you?? I might just have to deny I know you on the spot, being a Tit Haller myself
Above post made entirely in drunken jest - having just got back from my friend’s birthday party…
Damn. No-one likes us Trinity people 
PS. Happy Birthday Cherry!
March is gonna be busy for me, but depending which weekend I might be able to make it.
If so, I’ll handle the uneducated drop-out side of things…
Rar!