Campaign sign vandalism (NSFW)

Can’t say you weren’t warned.

Blue painter’s tape might also work, if you don’t want to deal with spray paint.

You must have forgotten the original Trump/Pence signs in 2015-16.

Pence’s wife nixed that idea right quick.

I endorse sign in OP.

Was this in anticipation of the Great TP Shortage of 2020?

Doubt it. Trump would have cornered the market and made a killing.

I seem to remember that back in the innocent days of your 1964 elections, some people went round the posters with Goldwater’s slogan "In Your Heart You Know He’s Right’ and altered the last word to read “Nuts”.

To clarify, the Johnson campaign’s response was ‘In your guts, you know he’s nuts’.

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I make my own signs. None stolen yet!

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I preferred the animated version.

Ann Landers compiled a list of her most unusual letters, and my favorite is “My husband burns the hair out of his nose with a lighted match, and he thinks I’m crazy because I voted for Goldwater.”