How you doin’?
Well, place a kitten on top of them and post a picture of that instead.
For you? Probably about anything, ya know I love ya. 
Hmm, it would make an even better story if you had married at least one of them, but I’m sure we can work something out. I’ll see about having it added to the agenda.
I got my toaster so long ago, that I actually got two sticks to rub together (this was during my all-too-brief membership in the Boy Scouts). But since then I’ve received a beautiful microwave/convection oven, for performing acts beyond the call of duty. It’s engraved with the names of those with whom I performed those acts, giving the engraver carpal-tunnel syndrome.
No, I’m sorry. We gays cannot issue a toaster oven due to your status as “straight.” Although we are thrilled by the addition of one third of your menage a trois, we must abide by the homosexual handbook and can only offer you a consolation prize; a box of Rice-A-Roni. (It *is * the San Francisco treat, after all)
Sorry. No toaster oven for you. You get an AC/DC converter.
Hey, someone had to say it.
See what you can do, OK? Thanks.
Does it help my case any that two of *them *(one ex-fiancee and one ex-boyfriend) moved in together and got married? (Not legally, of course.) I can only imagine what notes they’ve compared on crazy ol’ WhyNot.
I think I’ve finally figured out why Mel Gibson wanted to choke his toaster. It’s a little outpost of the fiery pits, right there in your kitchen!
Man, the sacrifices you are prepared to make are truly amazing 
You like pussy with tits?
I love spectacular tits. If I were a woman with spectacular tits, I would post pictures of them everywhere I could.
Damn. I really want toater on my personalized license plate.
That’s why you don’t have any. Obviously you can’t be trusted.
Well, now. How did Mel get a toaster in the first place? :dubious:
I mean, if poor betenoir is having such difficulty signing up for hers, then Mel must have really been beating the bushes to get his posted from the fiery pits.
Only if it’s short-haired.
(NSFW, but only mildly…)
OK, that still doesn’t mean anything to those of us who haven’t seen the episode.
Brief synopsis follows;
It is the episode where Ellen (the character) realizes she is gay. She befriends a lesbian who makes a pass at her, which Ellen initially rejects. The woman comments that she only needed to convert one more person to win the toaster oven. By the end of the episode, Ellen comes out as gay. In the final scene Melissa Etheridge makes an appearance and presents the woman with a toaster oven, after having her sign a bunch of documents.
Is that like a Box in a Box ?
Ok so what I’m hearing is I get no toaster (what am I going to do with these bagels???) but I get boots (can I get cherry red Doc Martins that lace up to your knees like my (gay) friend had?) and some rice. Well ok. I guess I can live with that. But really, shouldn’t The Gays do more to support us heteros who selflessly hand over totally hot 16 year olds (she was at the time…so was I) over to your team?
Hey I did some serious work there…where’s my rice?