Now, I’ve had sneezes give me whiplash.
I’ve had a few sneeze-farts that don’t give me whiplash, but leave me feeling strangely dizzy and… cleansed, like after a long yoga session.
Perhaps I’ve said too much.
Yup. I’ve sneezed and farted at the same time.
Hurts like hell…felt like my “starfish” got turned inside out.
What I want to know, lieu, is: What were you reading?