Yes, I’m serious.
What I’m wondering specifically is if, following unprotected anal sex between a male and a female, semen could leak out of the anus into the vagina and result in pregnancy. Are there any documented cases of this happening?
It seems unlikely, but on the other hand it is an obvious explanation for more than a few people I know.
Semen can’t get from the rectum to the vagina internally. However, sex can be a messy thing, and semen can get smeared around over a wide area. Also, the back channel is a warm, wet place where sperm could survive for several hours, until the semen is excreted. If the woman wipes from back to front, well, maybe.
A woman wouldn’t even have to wipe back to front. If she finishes the deed and puts on panties, the semen will leak onto the panties and theoretically could make their way into the vagina and on up. From what I know of female fertility, this is only a risk if the woman is on an extrememly fertile day and has good quality cervical fluid leaking out her vagina. The cervical fluid acts as a “river” for the sperm to swim up.
In Anecdote Land, I did have a young woman working for me once who was a Fundamentalist Christian who thought she could have only anal sex and still be “pure”. She did indeed get pregnant. Now, while she swore to me up and down that they never had vaginal intercourse, I wasn’t exactly a witness, y’know? She did say they didn’t use a condom, and she was 19 years old with a very fertile body type (that waist::hip thing).
I’d hazard a guess that if there were any kinds of tears in the area between the anal passage and the vagina, it could happen - that’s, honest-to-God, how my youngest half-sister was conceived. But it would still be a low-end occurance, and having a tear in the anal passage large enough to lead directly into the vagina would be, IMO, a relatively serious health risk (my half-sister’s mother, we know NOW, is not known for taking care of herself and for taking it in every orfice 
). I’m not a doctor, but I do recall her examining physician being quite startled.
But like I said - I highly doubt this is a normal occurance, and I’d expect that if someone takes care of themselves down there, it wouldn’t happen. Then again, if you’ve got some interesting birth defects that could happen too - best to get checked out by a gyno before hand, make sure everything’s there and accounted for (I know a few women who were born with two vaginas, and another who was born with a few colon defects, which were all discovered at gynocologist visits).
~Tasha
WTF! She was torn all the way through? Yes, that would be a serious issue.
You would think she’s been in too much pain for anal sex. Damn!
IANAD, and wish one would come along to clarify this. A question pertaining to this, ummm, situation…would the feces from the anal area kill the semen? I know this could be labeled as the stupid question of the day, but…?
Wait … are you talking about internal or external (perineal) tears?
My thinking: I know it’s possible for diverticuli in the colon to exptend to other organs like the bladder or uterus and form fistulae. I guess it might be possible for anal sex to lead to pregnancy if a fistula was leading into the fallopian tubes or uterus or vagina or something, and enough sperm managed to get in there. But it seems like that would be a perfect way for hideous fecal germs to get into the reproductive tract also, and wouldn’t that be bad for the fetus?
Poop covered sperm getting in the egg. I see a low-budget horror film in the making.
That is WAY more than I would ever want to know about my father’s wife! :eek:
Sure… how do you think lawyers are made?
(A little surprised no one got there before me)
Hehehehe!
Consider that one stolen.
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She cain’t hep the way she acts. Some people are born shit-heads. It’s sad, but that’s the way it is.
they must of had fricken’ laser beams on their fricken’ heads
I need a full mind wipe, STAT!