How many Censors does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the new one and the old one.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they have to be very small.
How many procrastinators does [afk brb]
How many husbands does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the bitch can cook in the dark
How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They let the light bulb burn out and then follow it around for 30 years.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
THAT’S NOT VERY DAMNED FUNNY!