Can anyone explain this light bulb joke?

How many Censors does it take to change a light bulb?
One to ---- ------- ----- and another to ---- ----- ---- while ---- ---- - - -----with a ------
How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the new one and the old one.
Unsigned, due to horrendous lack of humor in this message.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they have to be very small.

How many procrastinators does [afk brb]

How many husbands does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the bitch can cook in the dark

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They let the light bulb burn out and then follow it around for 30 years.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
THAT’S NOT VERY DAMNED FUNNY!