Can anyone make up a punchline to this joke?

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!

Right on, smug, kinda like some fool asking you why you’re pulling that twenty-foot chain behind you, huh? :slight_smile:


um… thanks - what did i win?

It was a GREAT set-up by Biffer…

In fact, it was a no-look, behind-the-back, gift pass up-the-middle-for-an-easy-score set up by Biffer.

Oh! Sorry, I thought they said “Go look at his PEANUTS”…


vidi vici veni!

“The monkey pulled your tail thinking it was a vine to swing on. The parrot pulled your tail cause she wanted a worm to eat. Me, well, I was…”

and the monkey retorts…

“you’ve got a sign on your ass that says ‘Pull Me’”

This one made me laugh right out loud, but I also love the “Holy shit, a talking elephant” for it’s simplicity and grace.
My standard punchline for all jokes is “rectum? damned near killed 'im!”

“Bitter? I don’t even know 'er!”

(No? Er, how about:)

“And at these prices, you won’t see many other kangaroos in this bar either!”

(No. Damn. It scans all wrong. Oh well, there’s always:)

“No, I’m a frayed knot!”

::confused look:: I dont get it.

The snake replies with a hearty “squitch”, clearly unable to withstand the rigors of being pinned by a livid elephant.

Now, I know I’m a little late here…but man, rundogrun, I tihnk you came up with a pretty good sig line…


the snake replies:

‘puerto vallarta! puerto vallarta! no whammies!’

damn, thats stupid.

“Well, isn’t every horny guy trying to pull a little tail?”

Is that really your tail or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, I know it’s lame. Shut up.

We started a road-crossing pool. Some of us bet on the chicken.

[sub]Maybe I should cross-post to the dumb jokes thread.[/sub]