Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!
Right on, smug, kinda like some fool asking you why you’re pulling that twenty-foot chain behind you, huh?
Hermit
um… thanks - what did i win?
It was a GREAT set-up by Biffer…
In fact, it was a no-look, behind-the-back, gift pass up-the-middle-for-an-easy-score set up by Biffer.
Oh! Sorry, I thought they said “Go look at his PEANUTS”…
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vidi vici veni!
“The monkey pulled your tail thinking it was a vine to swing on. The parrot pulled your tail cause she wanted a worm to eat. Me, well, I was…”
and the monkey retorts…
“you’ve got a sign on your ass that says ‘Pull Me’”
…because if we pushed your tail, it would disappear up your ass!
This one made me laugh right out loud, but I also love the “Holy shit, a talking elephant” for it’s simplicity and grace.
My standard punchline for all jokes is “rectum? damned near killed 'im!”
“Bitter? I don’t even know 'er!”
(No? Er, how about:)
“And at these prices, you won’t see many other kangaroos in this bar either!”
(No. Damn. It scans all wrong. Oh well, there’s always:)
“No, I’m a frayed knot!”
::confused look:: I dont get it.
The snake replies with a hearty “squitch”, clearly unable to withstand the rigors of being pinned by a livid elephant.
*Originally posted by rundogrun *
**Beats me. I was just trying to get laid.
Sig line wanted. Inquire within.**
Now, I know I’m a little late here…but man, rundogrun, I tihnk you came up with a pretty good sig line…
Pinning it to the ground, the now livid elephant demands to know why everyone in the damn jungle is intent on pulling his tail. The snake replies…
ALL YOUR BASE, ARE BELONG TO US.
the snake replies:
‘puerto vallarta! puerto vallarta! no whammies!’
damn, thats stupid.
Pinning it to the ground, the now livid elephant demands to know why everyone in the damn jungle is intent on pulling his tail. The snake replies…
“Well, isn’t every horny guy trying to pull a little tail?”
Is that really your tail or are you just happy to see me?
Yes, I know it’s lame. Shut up.
We started a road-crossing pool. Some of us bet on the chicken.
[sub]Maybe I should cross-post to the dumb jokes thread.[/sub]