This is a made-up joke that has NO punchline. Anyone think of a good one?
An elephant is walking through the jungle when a monkey leaps down from the trees and pulls his tail really fast. The elephant screams in pain, and turns around, but the monkey has jumped back into the tree, and vanished into the jungle. The elephant is a bit perturbed, but carries on, when a parrot swoops out of the sky, grabs his tail in it’s beak and pulls really hard! The elephant trumpets out his pain, and turns round, but the parrot is long gone. The elephant is furious now, and stomps further into the jungle. A snake slithers up from behind a rock and loops itself round the elephant’s tail. As he is pulling it, the elephant manages to swing his tail, throwing the snake stunned to the floor. Pinning it to the ground, the now livid elephant demands to know why everyone in the damn jungle is intent on pulling his tail. The snake replies…