I would like so much to see it. Hmmmmm…As if that is not clear enough, the agreement the moderators have to agree to in order to moderate zee board?
They could show it to you–but then they’d have to kill you…
[sub]c’mon, SOMEBODY had to say it…[/sub]
Sorry, handy but this is as close as you’re likely to get. And me, too. Now, DDG I’ve never seen her featured in the Pit.
What makes you think there’s an agreement?
Most volunteer jobs (and regular jobs) start like this:
- People apply.
- They pick an applicant and tell them they got the job.
- They tell you what’s expected, what you can and can’t do.
- If you overstep the bounds, they make you apologize naked in front of the steaming volcano.
While you’re at it, we’d also like the mods to provide their birth certificates, medical records, and information on all financial accounts.
On behalf of handy ‘n’ me, thanks for your cooperation.
Incidentally, I’d also like to know which OS each of the moderators has on her/his computer.
"What makes you think there’s an agreement?
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Because I saw another agreement on another board.
You can see the moderator agreement here. For discretion and durability, it is carved on wood using the rongorongo hieroglyphs. Chiseling courtesy of Mr. Aruku-Kurenga of Easter Island.
Well, I looked it over Arnold and was impressed with part where you all had to cut off your right pinky, but it really doesn’t say if you’ll get it back if you depart.
Yes of course you can i woke once and thought i coudln’t see it but i rubbed my eyes a lot and i could. but some people spell it zed.
Well, I really have to object to this part:
That is completely unfair to the rest of us. I’m e-mailing a mod to discuss this in more detail.
And, I’m sorry, Arnold, but I find it very hard to believe that Item E was “destroyed in a fire at Louvain Catholic University”. I mean, come on. A crucial section of the moderator’s agreement is missing, and you’re trying to make me believe it was “destroyed in a fire”? Yeah, right. I’m hearing, “18 minutes, 18 minutes”…
How come, on the one forum that’s supposed to be for board questions, no mod ever gives you a straight answer? If you ever get one, it seems to come from someone else.
Maybe that’s part of their agreement??
So, of course, there must be one here…
That part was deliberately chipped away from the tablet.
It’s part of the conspiracy.
Someone else,
Veb
(daintily crooking a mangled finger to sip from her coffee mug)
Yes but you seem to ignore the fact that this is all explained perfectly clearly a little later, to whit:
Really, sir, I mean no insult but you know nothing of rongorongo.
hmmm…You might have something here. That fire story’s just too good to be true.
Why do you want to see it?
Sometimes the Teeming Millions answer the question before we can get to it. We appreciate the help from our friends.
And Fonz, perhaps you could get a friend to explain the concept of a “joke” to you.
your humble TubaDiva
Administrator
PS For the record, there is no moderator agreement. They “sign” the same membership agreement you do and then we take them out under a full moon and . . . oh, I can’t tell you that part.
Reeder, well, I saw part of a moderator agreement on another message board. A board way way more liberal than this one. Yet, on their agreement it clearly states that the moderators cannot insult the members. If they do, as they have there, they can get banned.
It seems on the SD sometimes moderators tend to be a little insulting to the members with immunity. Maybe it’s just me? Has anyone seen or got insulted from a moderator ever?
Yes. I was.
Duck Duck Goose, Jojo, let’s just say that the fire at Louvain Catholic University was very convenient.