Hey, John, no fair trying to skew the odds! You know no one’s gonna take the “Phaedrus leaves” bet, so it’s pure profit for you if he does. That’s cheating! And a damn fine idea.
Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine
not to nitpick, and i sure as hell don’t really want to get involved in this, but usually the disclaimer is assumed, and at the end of the movie or show it’s usually listed with the “all persons and events are fictional…blah blah blah…not based in any real events…blah blah blah…”
In between the sound of voices screaming in his head, Phaedrus managed to utter
Shortly thereafter, the ever-charming KGB sputtered forth with
Mr. Pot, please meet Mr. Kettle.
So many choice quotes can be snipped and used to show the true malarky that this is becoming. But, I can’t have all of the fun.
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Yeah, Superman, and that was what he did when he stopped posting as an old man in the flat earth thread. Thanks for helping me prove my point.
Wow.
I just realized I now have 13 member names, all of whom who have signed on within nine days, who use nearly identical syntax, grammar, cadence of expression, ‘vocal’ separation, and structural presentation techniques. I wonder when this will end.
All over the boards, this individual has fooled some of the people some of the time, but not all the people all the time.
And I also notice that I joined during this window of time…
(Fortunately for me, both the Dopers and Pounders have select clientele who will vouchsafe my insertion to this board–which has taught me a few things I didn’t know before, and made me glad I wasn’t here during the ‘Pounder/Doper fiasco’…
13, and counting.
And one of these identities will no doubt ask me who they are. Let me tell you:
Don’t ask. I will tell those whom I know are not one of the prefab replicants.
But keep going–it’s a challenge.
Insanity destroys logic, but not wit. Nathaniel Emmons
If we are out of our mind, it is for the Lord; if we are in our right mind, it is for you. 2Cor.5:13
Hey there Pariah. I don’t think we have crossed paths yet, so welcome.
Now, for the important matter at hand.
Hmm-mm, tell me tell me tell me tell me
Now that I have that out of my system, I can go on.
Listen up, jerkface, my name is Sue Beacon as in SusyQLight? Which is my e-mail address, look it up asshole! His is Ken G Beacon as in KGB. I used his initials to honor him because I love him and because I didn’t want to tell anyone who I was and it was like going undercover.
Just how did I manage to pull that off?
Eww must have been some planning I schemed up a long time ago, as in my birth!
You want Proof, moron? E-mail ME and I’ll send YOU MY drivers license! With my name on it!
I’m done, rot in hell, all of you!
SusyQLight
What an extraordinarily pleasant family.
Let’s see. Suzy allows Ken to post to the board using her email address. This is immediately after Ken had announced that he was leaving the board altogether. She is now annoyed at us for bringing up the inconsistencies she or he displayed during that time.
I am convinced that Ken is not posting as KGB right now. He has a distinctive style of invective that “Suzy” is not demonstrating.
Of course, I could be wrong.
Is there a limit to how many pages you can go on to?
DavidB just mentioned in some other thread (I think it was in the “For DavidB” thread in Great Debates) that they were thinking about closing threads at 500 posts because they get too unwieldy and cause server problems after that.
Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)
OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart. =^…^=
Hotmail is certainly popular.
I must confess, when I heard about the death threats before coming over here to viddy for myself the savoire-faire of this board, I also decided to use my hotmail account as opposed to my family account. You can’t be too careful, what with all the wackos about.
So, I used my Quake II clan account (Yes, I’m an outed online gamer, canyuhsayhalleelooyah) in case anyone should decide to trace IP numbers and send a couple of guys to wait for me behind the grassy knoll outside. Paranoia? Nah. Shrewd? Sure. Ridiculous after being a part of this board for a week? Definitely.
But hotmail is soooo eaaasy to acquire!
And 8 of the 13 members of my little compendium also have hotmail! And 4 of them are unlisted. And one has a separate account.
And, KGB, I did not say you were one of the pseudonyms, did I? Nor did I infer it, nor at any time spoke of you, about you, or to you.
Lighten up on a chocolate cloud.
Insanity destroys logic, but not wit. Nathaniel Emmons
If we are out of our mind, it is for the Lord; if we are in our right mind, it is for you. 2Cor.5:13
KGB said:
Great. Show it to us.
That’s all we’re asking for. Can you throw us a fricking bone, people?
Look, Phaedrus continually talks about the ‘evidence’ he has to disprove evolution or to prove evolution or to show that Gaudere is Andros or to show Gaudere is Clark K or whatever. And we always reply, “show us this evidence.”
And then Phaedrus does his little happy dance, “Oh, gee, don’t have the time now. I’ll post another 50 or so messages, but, gee, don’t have the time now.”
Therefore, we assume he has no evidence. If this pisses you off, KGB, then fuck you. He taunts, he teases, and when we say ‘prove it’, he gamboles off in another direction, asking for definitions of definitions and worrying whether we’re ‘worthy’ of his evidence.
KGB & Phaedrus: You are claiming that one of our favorite posters is a liar and a sham.
Shit or get off the fucking pot.
Flame away. Go ahead. Call me nasty, brutish, an asshole, whatever. I’m fucking sick and tired of Phaedrus. If once he ever followed up a bizzarre or amazing statement with a single proof, I would be interested in hearing what he has to say. But until he puts some steak in with his sizzle, I’m going to think he’s a raging loony and an asshole.
JMCJ
This could be YOUR sig line! For just five cents a post, JMCJ Enterprises will place YOUR sig line at the bottom of each message!
Pariah, do you ever feel as though you have too much time on your hands?
I, of course, have spent too many years perfecting this persona to ever be accused of dealing with alternities.
You get the posters you deserve - you moan about the fellow but you feed him constantly. Either ban him or accept him, but this permanent “we think you are awful” (but please don’t go, because we need someone to be clever at) is just stupid…
I just thought of something that could help the evidence issue.
We have about 4000 registered members here. I am sure we would be able to find twelve who have no prior knowledge of this bruhaha.
I propose we select a jury from folks who have been members for at least two months. Said jury to consist of members who have not previously shown an interest in posting to Great Debates or The Pit.
Phaedrus can email his evidence to these people if he feels that posting his evidence to the board would compromise it, or leave him open to ridicule.
I, for one, would support the findings of such a committee.
Durnovarianus,
Krispy Original – voted SDMB’s 19th most popular poster (1999)
DrFidelius said:
Is it any wonder I’m not crazy
Is it any wonder I’m sane at all
Is it any wonder I’ve got too much
(clap clap)
Time on my hands it’s tickin’ away with my sanity
I’ve got too much (clap clap) time on my hands
And it’s tickin’ away, tickin’ away from me
Actually, Doc, I sit here at work in the latter half of the day after everyone has gone home, answering the phones 'til 5:00 PST.
Plenty of time to jot cursory observations…and to keep a little chart of coincidences…and, since this guy lives in California as well, we’re in the same time zone.
But man-o-man, I wonder how this guy earns an income with all the time he spends frittering away his hours donning these ‘comedia personnae’…
Insanity destroys logic, but not wit. Nathaniel Emmons
If we are out of our mind, it is for the Lord; if we are in our right mind, it is for you. 2Cor.5:13
I have recently read two fascinating books that prove that Gaudere could not have evolved into Andros. I will post the titles to the books when I pick them up from the bookstore, which is 50 miles away, uphill in the snow in both directions.
If anyone wants to discuss this in a non-flaming way, I will try to find the time (which is quite limited for me). I say this not to appear superior, but because I know that in discussions of this nature, it is sometimes impossible to change what has been for so long engrained in the minds of many.
I do not have the time now to disclose the books, as I am fatigued after teaching the new Cadets how to fly F-14s. Perhaps after attending to my sick relatives, I will find the time. But my duties as Secretary of the Treasury are quite wearisome, and a currently occurring international crisis which I cannot discuss at this moment but which will soon become apparent to you is causing me quite a burden, as I’m sure you understand.
I am done for now, as I am quite tired as I said. But the theory of gauderian evolution is crumbling, and I will disclose the proof to you some other time.
Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine
And sometimes, my son’s spoor/feces/anterior discharge is blue when I change his diapers.
It’s the fruit loops.
Oh, look…the thread’s turning blue toooOOOOOooooooOoooooOoooOoOooooo…
Just to be technical, is “the end of the day” 1) sundown, in which case he’s already missed it, 2) midnight, in whatever time zone he’s on (I haven’t been following too closely - where does Phraedy live?) or 3) when he goes to sleep, which could be any time.