Personally,there are 2 options.Either Phaedrus is psychotic,as mnay have suggsted,or he is the modern day Andy Kaufman,brilliantly putting us on.
Oops,I meant manny of course…
I think Phaedrus is quite fine,you all here just like to pick on him because he is so much above you!Humph!!
andros said:
…well?
Why not?
(Oh–and I have ‘Rocket Launcher’ friends too!)
–Online 3DEngine Fiend.
A fair question, Pariah, with a simple answer: I’m far too busy litigating mushrooms while in public office and dodging black helicopters.
I guess this really should be another thread, but since you brought it up… Is there really a lot of crime in the mushroom community? Is this something we sould be worried about?
Seems to be the case. Phaedrus has toldus that he’s a professional mycologist (and cloning expert) as well as a practicing lawyer. He’s also held public office (could be President, could be dogcatcher, who knows?).
But he’s never actually mentioned the black helicopters.
(Piloted by the evil military/ industrial/ evilutionist/ mushroom complex, I’m guessing.)
…andros…darn it…that’s because nobody mentions the black helicopters…
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…APOLOGIES. WHO AM I SPEAKING TO???
KGB sez:
And in the same post:
And later on:
But then:
And finally:
Okay, let me get this straight. It’s okay to be mean and rude, as long as you do it defending your wonderful Kenny-poo, and we have to do as you say but not as you do but you can do anything you want? I’m confused. Personally, I don’t care who the hell you are. You could be Phaedrus, you could be Satan, you could be David B, you could be me, you could be fucking Elvis for all I care. But internal contradictions piss me off.
Of course, what could I expect from someone who doesn’t even know their own gender?
“Buffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” --WallyM7
Love your new sig, Drain.
Good lord, i finished this entire thread, and I must say, Phaedrus freaks me out. I’ve never seen someone so incoherent, and obsessive about something. As my aunt would say: “Baliw siya!” (he is crazy!)
It’s worth the risk of burning, to have a second chance…
UncleBeer:
So, what did y’all wager? Pay up. I’ll accept payment in gold dubloons or bottle caps. Don’t make me send Guido over to collect.
See Phaedy’s latest post in the Phaedrusaire thread for his delaying tactic.
That it is unwise to be heedless ourselves while we are giving advice to others, I will show in a few lines.
– Phædrus –
Don’t hold your breath. Wait, on second though, do.
I think that Phaedy is nothing more than a pathetically lonely man who enjoys fucking with people on a message board.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
Am I the only one who noticed this? This is still the one and only post by this individual. It could be someone else, but I think Phaedrus’ has assumed yet another identity. And he dares accuse others of posting under different names…
This is one more voice saying “Get help,” which I’m sure you will ignore.
And he still hasn’t posted his evidence. I am not surprised.
Folks, this is the last time I ever directly respond to Phaedrus. I suggest you all ignore him/her as well. That’s the worst thing we can do to him.
>< DARWIN >
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Actually, Jab, I had the impression it was a one-time post, intended as a joke, from one of our non-Phaedriatic posters, using a sock-puppet.
Your analysis, while sharp-eyed, seems to give him credit for a more deft sense of humor than I’ve noticed from him.
IMHO.
I’ve been around some, but this has got to be the most bizzare thing I’ve seen in a long time.
And he’s a lawyer yet? I don’t think so.
He’s probably in an institution and they give him a computer for therapy.
It’s not working.
So much time, so little to do.
very astute kaylasdad.It was me.Thanks for the compliment,I guess I am funny after all.Phaedrus ISN"T funny.So now you know.But whats a sock puppet? 
orangecakes, by way of answer, a fun project you can do around the house:
Take a sock. Sew two button on it for eyes. Put your hand into it, so the “eyes” are on top, and your thumb can be articulated in the manner of a jaw. Give your puppet a name (such as, oh, I don’t know, how about “Fade Dross”). Now sign it on to a message board, and have it say things that you wouldn’t think were in character for yourself.
Voila! A sock puppet.
Of course truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Mark Twain
Yes,but wheres the EVIDENCE of sock puppets???
Yeah, but have you ever tried to type with a sock over your hand?
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Fiat Justitia