Well, we have one in Enfield, but my store, 6206, is in Fairfield.
WAIT!!! WRONG PSEUDONYM!!! ARGH!!!
So, in a very real (as in not real at all) sense, I have picked up a vote and entered 19th place. Now, if I can get some friends to join the board, I should be able to shoot even higher.
You can feel free to call me Mr. Tied for 26th place on the favorite poster’s list.
Just to set the record straight, in case anyone was suspicious, I am not Dr. Fidelius, nor have I ever posted under that name.
The similartites in our styles are purely coincidental.
What? Oh, dammit…
Oh, golly, Uncle Phaedy, do me, do me.
FTR, I have posted once and exactly once under a fake user name: “Phaédrus.”
“It’s my considered opinion you’re all a bunch of sissies!”–Paul’s Grandfather
No way, I want to be read first. Pretty please? I predict his score may zoom into the 25th percentile with me.
PLDennison said:
Wow, so many directions I could go with that quote.
Count yourself lucky that you have not gotten an frothing email from Phaedy delinating all the aliases he thinks you have used and that your family life must have been like. (FTR, all his guesses were wrong; I have never posted under any name but Gaudere) Did I say think? He claims to have proof-valid-in-a-court-of-law that I am two other posters. I would have been funny as hell if he had posted his claims, but getting a long, ranting, insulting personal email popping up in your inbox like a manure-sprouted mushroon is a little creepy. Anyone else gotten one from him?
“It’s like I always said…there’s nothing an agnostic can’t do if he really doesn’t know whether he believes in anything or not” --Monty Python, “The Meaning of Life”
Yes, Phaedrus dear, but . . . (here’s the important bit. You listening?) Movie actors and actresses (for the most part) state up front that they are acting. You may have known you were acting, but you claimed to be for real. That was not a fib, a fiction, or “playing a part.” It was pure-d dishonest.
Now then.
True.
Well, duh. I’ve made it obvious that I am not that antisocial.
False.
Er, true, I suppose. I prefer salsa to katchup, if that’s what you mean. Puts me in with most of the population of the US.
False.
Can’t stand 'em. Math is evil. I took only enough to complete my degree.
Two thousand sixty-four. Yeah, definitely two thousand sixty-four. I want to drive now.
False, as near as I can tell. I’m into patterns, not quantities. I’ll freely admit to looking at the grout between the tiles, but I can’t recall ever counting the tiles themselves.
While this can also be said of everyone (“too close” is obviously subjective and by definition it’s well, “too close.”), I don’t have any “fears of intimacy” or whatever you’re thinking.
Well, if I say that’s false you can just say “See? He’s lying!” That ranks up there with “have you stopped beating your wife?”
It is false, however. I prefer honesty in my personal life, TYVM.
3 for 9. Ouch.
-andros-
I for one, have only received intelligent, good natured email from Phaedrus. Or whoever he is at the moment 
I think this is turning into a fun game - after PLD, I want Phaedrus to do me! If you even get 4 out of 10, Phaedrus, I’ll consider you damn good! These are the facts you already know, so no fair using them:
- I’m male
- Currently have a girlfriend
- Am a musician
- Am absolutely brilliant
Hell is Other People.
I think this psychic guy is about as good at telling how ppl act and look as the average person, maybe a little better than Dionne Warwick. Seriously, I dont see any special skills from him.
which means I pretty much agree with everyone else who posted here!
Sake Samurai said:
Are you Meatloaf?!?
I know I told myself I won’t answer this cuz it’s late but oh what the heck.
71% with qualifications isn’t too bad. I decline to answer any more questions about others for a good reason. I used to practice this a lot when I was on aol. I got a variety of responses, but primarily two.
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people that didn’t want to believe I could do this found a way to explain away what I am able to do.
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It REALLY creeped people out! I got accused of all sorts of nasty things; stalking, spying, etc. People who do not believe that you can do this have to have a rational explanation for it even if it means saying nasty things about you. That way they feel safe.
I remember the time I told someone how tall they were, 5’7" and they were an adult male in their twenties ( I had nothing to go on, he popped on and asked me right out of the blue). You have to admit that is kinda weird. Anyway, it freaked the guy out and it turned into a free for all and made me feel like a circus freak. People instant messaging me from all over the country till I turned it off via preferences.
I will tell you how I do it.
I discovered my “ability” when I was five years old. I discovered “how” I do it when I was in my thirties.
When I was four I had an unfortunate accident. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I was horribly molested by a person who was a homosexual AND a pedophiliac. This is rare by the way, most gays are not child molestors. Anyway, what followed was worse. My mother, R.I.P., was a homophobe and began to blame me for what happened. She was Scottish/Cherokee with a temper like fire. She made a small cat o’ nine tails out of leather. It was alittle over a foot long and she slit it about nine or so times. She called it “her little persuader”. She began to abuse me with it and at that time there wasn’t any “Children’s Services” to rescue me. I still have the scars on my legs,
Anyway, I learned quickly how to “read” people. I am sort of intelligent (high I.Q.) and discovered that I could manipulate people with slight movements and gestures (this part is hard to explain). I also began to notice other “odd” things. I was able (somehow) to tell the future and things others couldn’t know. I believe that I was and am able to analyze far beyond the capacity of most people. I have been learning higher math at home and several months ago I tried a calculus CD rom and thought it would be fun to “guess” the answers since I don’t know calc at all. I “guessed” 25 answers in a row. The answers were very close to each other kinda like two and two is 4?, 5? 7? and I have NO idea what they were about. If I weren’t so tired I would get the program and copy a few to show what I mean.
Another oddity, I was playing around with the Lotto a couple of years ago and I told my wife I would guess the numbers (they had been picked) and then she could call the hotline and see if I was right. I “guessed” four out of six of the 47 numbers. The odds are over 1 in 2,000 to do that. But what was really freaky was that I guessed them in a row! I don’t know enough math to figure the odds but if someone here wants to I’d like to know. 
I do NOT believe in esp or the paranormal. I think that those people who play “fortune teller” are using a skill like mine.
A few comments to the above posters.
Phil, I KNEW it was you. The word “evilutionists” made that one easy. You were angry with me for good reasons and I’m sorry for that.
Dr.F, if you are a clerk you are one h*ll of an actor!
andros, many times people play “pretend” and “act” for a variety of reasons. I gave mine and I am not a liar. If you wish to believe that you are welcome to.
I am a lot more open with information about myself than most people on the internet but over all I trust people. And THAT is because I am trustworthy. It is liars who think that people are lying, it is people who use double screen names who accuse others of it. People have a habit of accusing others of what they themselves would do. It is human nature.
Gotta sleep!
HUGS to all,
Ken
Hm, let me see…you said andros lies, and you have told me that you think I am two other posters. So logically, then, you must be a liar and a multiple-screen name poster…
“It’s like I always said…there’s nothing an agnostic can’t do if he really doesn’t know whether he believes in anything or not” --Monty Python, “The Meaning of Life”
Oh come on y’all, cut him some slack… After all we have a real-life genius, phsycic here…
Mullinator, you didn’t go in any of those directions… I’m disappointed!
Hey Laura
Mainly because I like PlDennison and didn’t want to besmirh his reputation with crass jokes about doing Uncle Pheady.
At this point I am dang intrigued about what Pheadrus would read into me. Sure, I may think it is a fair bit of hogwash, but I like to think I am man enough to not go out of my way to disprove him if he was on the mark.
Maybe he can read you through email… then it wouldn’t be in public and nobody here would get upset. Of course, we’d all still want to know if he was right or not. He was, after all, the one who started talking about his wonderful “ability”. Of course we’re all going to be curious.
Mullinator: I like LauraLee’s idea. We could do it via e-mail.
One proviso though, you are to tell NO ONE of the results, not family, friends, priest, and CERTAINLY NO ONE who posts to this board, thru e-mail or on the board itself. It is for you and me, alone. I must admit if you are that hard to read I am as curious to try as you are to know.
Whaddya say?
Ken
But really that’s no fair. You started talking about your ability, and now everyone wants to know… Mullinator would have to at least give us a percentage.
Phaedrus
It’s not that I think I am hard to read (and sorry if I gave that impression), it’s just that I am not exactly buying into this.
As for not telling the board, part of my intrigue involves sharing the reading and results, regardless of correctness or incorrectness of the results.
I appreciate the offer, but I don’t want to leave the board hanging on the finality of the thread.
Mullinator: a further note. Have you seen the movie, “Powder”? When I saw it I cried so hard I was shaking. No, I can’t bend spoons or levitate, but I can read like a mutha, I DO NOT want for this board to start treating me like a freak if I do read you correctly. Once on aol was enough.
You should see the movie, it will give YOU an insight into ME.
Ciao,
Ken
“I appreciate the offer, but I don’t want to leave the board hanging on the finality of the thread.”
What exactly do you mean by this?