Can somebody buy me this for Christmas?

please? I always wanted an article of clothing displaying fecated butthocks!

Be careful what you wish for.

I fear for our future…

Wait for a bit, they appear to be on sale. (I can’t IMAGINE why!)

shakes head sadly

Huh? I thought butts were supposed to be cool.

Wow! And it’s ‘on sale’, too.

(no thanks)

Beats being a “doo doo head”.