Totally bizzare stuff for sale

I’ll start the thread out by saying this: Who doesn’t know someone who would benefit from having one of these?
http://www.harrietcarter.com/toiletgolfgame.html

Next?

Zette

A classic.

These are…um… interesting.
(Note: This site contains text and pictures of a (somewhat) sexual nature. Those surfing at work should probably wait 'til they get home to go here.)
http://www.naughtypillows.com

You’ve never used one, eh? These things kick ass when you’ve got a cold & your head’s all stuffed up. But go ahead - make fun of it. I’ll be the one breathing easy next time I have a cold.

You can’t go wrong with My Pretty Nose Hair. It’s braidable!

www.disturbingauctions.com has a huge collection of…“interesting”…pieces for sale. My personal favorite is the cymbal-wielding devil monkey.

how about one of these http://www.bumperdumper.com

I found an ad for this collectible in amongst my Sunday paper coupons. Apparently there is a “Little Rock” as well.

Zette, I have found that Harriet Carter has some of the lamest stuff on Earth. Here’s another example, I about peed my pants when I came across this in the catalog they sent me: http://www.harrietcarter.com/fingerfreddoll.html

Who needs that type of thing? Why would anyone buy this? Where in the world is this sort of thing worthy of spending $20 bucks plus shipping on? What on this Earth does this do other than become a dust collector?

Well, I don’t know about Pull my Finger Fred, but they also have a few classic items that are sure to come in handy.

First, there’s the remote control fart machine- a blast at Thanksgiving! (believe me- my sister brought hers last year.)
http://www.harrietcarter.com/woopcuswitre.html

There is also the farting phone, which I’m seriously considering as a Christmas present:
http://www.harrietcarter.com/fartnphone.html

The most frightening part of all is that I have Harriet Carter in my favorite places list.

I’m so ashamed!

Zette

I own this. No joke.

Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but, since I’m very skeptical that anyone uses vibrating massagers on sore muscles, I find this profoundly disturbing: The Vibrating Pig

Some things are surplus for a reason, I guess.