Orange, garden hose. You do the math.
I definetly went to the wrong school when I was a kid!
There was a segment on The Man Show where Jenna was explaining how to polish a candlestick. It was very suggestive and sexy (as you can imagine). To end it she said, “On next week’s episode, I’ll show you how to do it without using your hands”.
I think that nicely sums up my fondness for her…
By school, of course, I meant university. And, unsurprisingly, the turnout for the debate was about 99% guys.
I have to say that I don’t get it either. I’m really not a porn fan, but my bf has a thing for JJ’s movies, so I’ve sat through a few. She doesn’t do anything exceptional, she’s another one of those Blonde Clone Women, and while she has a nice body, a good 25% was not grown organically and looks pretty much like every other porn star I’ve ever seen. I agree with the intense self-promotion, though. From what I’ve heard about her, she’s some sort of Evita-style relentless social climber who will trample anyone who gets between her and publicity.
I met her in person once- she came to a local adult video store, and I went in to get my bf a signed Jenna action figure. (Oh, yes, they exist. And they are anatomically correct, if a few strategically-placed paint smears are anything to judge by.) She looked pretty, I guess, in that wilted too-much-plastic-surgery and make-up turning-runny-in-the-heat sort of way. I think the only reason she comes across as smarter than most of her fellows in interviews is because she knows enough not to get all smacked up right before meeting the press. (It’s amazing how many interviews I’ve seen with female PS’s in which they are so obviously high.)
But I felt kind of sorry for her. I was watching her while standing in line, and she looked tired. Her smile was forced. Granted, while it’s her choice to so relentlessly self-promote, and it has resulted in quite a bit of fame and I’m sure financial success for her, I got the feeling that sometimes she just really wants to not be Jenna Jameson for a while, and wipe off the 5 lbs. of make-up and just sit on the couch in sweatpants and eat all the ice cream she wants. It made me a little sad to think her only real asset is her body, which will inevitably one day desert her, and then she’ll just be another old lady with saggy arms and a chest full of plastic. All the way to the bank, though, right?
I’ve seen countless photos, all kinds of snippets of non-porn video, and I STILL cannot pick her out of a crowd of two.
So I guess what I’m trying to tell you is that I cannot satisfy your thirst for knowledge.
I think her appeal largely derives from her willingness to have various organs rammed into her vagina before a camera.
That, or her singing career.
Count me as another in the growing host of men who are turned off by starlets such as Jameson. the best thing I’ve seen her in was an “Up and Cumming” back when she was first getting started.
It was a creampie shoot, although that may have been by accident, and she was decent looking. Not fake, like now.
I’ll take Stephanie Swift or any other unique looking ladies over a Jameson or Jameson knock off anyday.
The way I see it she is the epitome of the porn star:
Huge fake breasts - check.
Huge blond hair - check.
Built body - check.
Pretty face - check.
Does anything - check.
She’s probably looked at a lot of other popular porn stars, ascertained the common denominators, and gone for it. And she did it. Good for her.
I never saw her as anything special, though, but then popularity isn’t built on a few people liking you really much, but on really many people liking you OK.
She looks totally different than she did a few years ago. When she was on Jerry Springer, I thought she was fairly unattractive but I guess plastic surgery can accomplish anything.
I prefer Chloe (the thin chick with brown hair) over any other porn queen…anybody who is so into it that their eyes cross at the, uhh, critical moment, is worth watching.
I have seen about four movies with Jenna Jameson, but did she ever have anal sex in them? In the ones I saw, she definitely did not.
You haven’t been watching the right ones. I’ve seen her take poundings that made my ass hurt just watching. I’m not a fan of butt porn.
You of course, have proof that Jameson is a heroin addict, right? Right?
Didn’t think so. While she enjoys a glass of wine, she has never been addicted or even tried any of the drugs which you accuse her of being hooked on.
And she does in fact wear sweatpants and eat all the ice cream she wants.
And she is damn sure not the only celebrity who puts on the whole “fake smile” expression.
Jealously’s an ugly thing.
Cite?
I don’t think Ratty was hinting that JJ is a heroin addict…I got the impression that Ratty meant simply that JJ was NOT HIGH while doing publicity like OTHER porn stars. That IF she did imbibe some sort of drug, she was at least smart enough NOT to have done said drug before being in the public eye.
Jesus, lighten up, why dontcha? :rolleyes:
:::calculating:::
Oh my God! Nathan Lane is gay!
I’m a Jenna Jameson fan. I saw her first on the Howard Stern show. In her early appearances there, she was very winning – she had a natural, relaxed way of talking, and seems to possess a certain amount of natural wit. Frankly, she seemed strangely nice for a porn star.
I also like her body. Artificial breasts don’t bother me, so long as they don’t become so large they make their wearer look deformed, as some do. Jameson isn’t quite in that range, though one more enlargement and she would be.
I don’t know what people’s problem with Jenna’s face is. True her eyes are kinda small, but that contributes to her pixieish charm.
I do wish she hadn’t collagened up her lips – her mouth was a lot more mobile and expressive – and attractive – before she had all that done.
Jenna’s body is, as has been pointed out, smokin’ hot. She has great hips, a great butt and a great pussy – I mean, the woman has a beautiful pussy!
I don’t care at all for her acting as a porn star – all that moaning and looking into the distance with her mouth wide open just makes her look like she’s having some kind of intestinal distress. And when she looks coyly at her costar as he’s ramming her, it’s totally bogus.
All in all, it was her appearance on the Stern show that brought her to my attention. She I don’t know if I would have taken notice if I’d encountered her in porn first.
I’ve never seen any of her films, but like I said she did come to speak at my university. She was asked about whether she’s able to maintain an intimate love life in her “real life,” and she responded yes – but to do so she has to draw limits for what she’ll do in a porno. So she doesn’t do anal scenes (or at least not any more), for example, since she considers that an intimate thing that she only shares with her boyfriend (she also said it’s impossible for her to maintain relationships with a guy “not in the industry”).
But I think she’s able to make these kinds of demands because of her stature; she can dictate her own terms how she chooses. So I’m guessing there are many older films of her taking it in the backside, but according to her you won’t see any recent ones.
Well, I’ve been wrong before.
I could have sworn it was her, but it was a long time ago.
Is it an emotional issue or a “physical” issue?