Damn.
So also a wannabee Great White Hunter, but full of fail. Head of the NRA and not even a Fudd. Why does that not surprise me.
Still, is there no limit to what a dirtbag prick this guy can be? So once again, fuck you Wayne, with an authentic elephant-size dildo.
I didn’t watch the video (no way am I gonna watch that!) but I read a summary someone wrote on Reddit and they indicated that the guides were already at least exasperated at how incompetent LaPierre was.
ooooo I like that nice simple burn because I know that particular one would rain all over his world, probably more so than any other type of outrage directed towards him, I’d wager.
I’m not sure I’ve posted in this thread yet and I didn’t want to be miss out and not be on record as having given Mr. LaPierre a hearty and well-deserved “fuck you” so:
To paraphrase the legendary John Rhys-Davies, may he be turked by a syphilitic bear.
He should be stomped to death by elephants,
Just another tragic accident!
Right. An accident. That’s the elephants’ story and they’re sticking to it.
If the elephants need an alibi, I would be happy to testify that they were here playing Animal Crossing with me at whatever time it was that the “accident” occurred.
Oh, and since this is my first post in this thread: Fuck you, Wayne LaPierre.
They had to stomp him to death; he was gonna shoot ‘em! Hell, he was coming’ right at 'em!
Or perhaps he can be introduced to that poacher munching lion.
Yeah, I know. The poor lion would probably get indigestion.
Judge dismisses NRA bankruptcy case in blow to gun group
Judge Harlin Hale said in a written order that he was dismissing the case because he found the bankruptcy was not filed in good faith.
“The Court believes the NRA’s purpose in filing bankruptcy is less like a traditional bankruptcy case in which a debtor is faced with financial difficulties or a judgment that it cannot satisfy and more like cases in which courts have found bankruptcy was filed to gain an unfair advantage in litigation or to avoid a regulatory scheme,” Hale wrote.
Lawyers for New York and the NRA’s former advertising agency grilled the group’s embattled top executive, Wayne LaPierre, who acknowledged putting the NRA into Chapter 11 bankruptcy without the knowledge or assent of most of its board and other top officers.
Fuck you, Pierre LaPew.
Here’s hoping that LePierre’s encounter with this elephant is symbolic of LePierre’s effect on a certain political party that is associated with elephants.