For me it’s Gokus face at the end going all “WTF?” that makes it.
Stop stealing my line.
Seated at the right hand of the Father, according to the classical Christian creeds. (Not to be confused with classic rock performed by Creed. ;))
Norma view… Norma view… NORMA VIEW!!! 
(I know, missing the “l”)
I wonder if the energy generated by the Reef shark and Normacolliding is behind the Sharknado.
But their power level is over nine THOUSAND!!!
Holy Shit! That is 10 kinds of awesome!
But he did say he’d return soon (a point typically glossed over by Christians, naturally). I just get this image:
Jesus: “But Daaaaad! I told them I’d be right back over!”
God: “Not until you’re done with dinner! Your mother cooked it herself.”
Jesus: “But it feels like it’s taking forever! How long has it been, anyway?”
God: <mumbles> “Just finish and never mind that!”
It would be the Super Mecha Death Christ BC version 4.0 Beta
nah, he’s just gone down to the corner store for a pack of smokes. He said he’d be right back.
Oh, if only there was some way to not read threads we don’t like!
But seriously, I’ve long wanted an “ignore thread” option, as a clutter reduction type thing.
Message from God. Jesus went to a farm in the country. He’s very happy there.
That reminded me of this:
http://thatneedstogo.tumblr.com/post/16173832087/thanks-jesus-for-this-food-de-nada
Typical American family holding hands in front of a great feast: “Thanks, Jesus, for this food”
Jesus, in the farm sorting the food used in the feast: “de nada”
He’d be Son-O-God, of course.