Honestly, I rarely start Pit threads at all and almost never specifically Pit another poster, but the annoyance of dealing simultaneously in Great Debates with a belligerently ignorant Christian and a belligerently ignorant anti-Christian makes me wish that they’d just go wrestle with each other’s ignorance one-on-one, like two blind toothless serpents pathetically flopping around in a snake pit gumming each other, and leave the rest of us to discuss something interesting.
That would be some interesting bickering to read/watch. That is one of the most hilarious things that could happen on a message board: confine a Christian and an anti-Christian to one thread where they can troll each other to death. It would be like putting two spiders in a small glass cage.
Except less creepy because doing that to spiders would be cruel or something.
If the Christ and the Anti-Christ meet, do they annihilate each other?
Like a Dragon Ball Z battle, it would go on for 6 episodes without a clear winner
I don’t know if I’d call our new friend **Norma **“anti-Christian”, I’d lean more towards anti-sanity, based on this bit:
Most Christians are paragons of rationality in comparison to that!
Get 40 or 50 of each and you’ve got yourself a warp drive.
reef shark is just your standard creationist troll. There are a million of him out there, and not one of them has ever made an interesting or important statement. Their entire internet persona is based on deliberate, aggressive ignorance and lies, and there is literally nothing anyone can say to change their mind on even the tiniest point of fact.
I lost interest in the breed years and years ago.
I avoided both those threads based on the titles. I am glad I did
I don’t think it would be interesting at all. Their respective spheres of woo-woo-hood do not intersect in any meaningful way.
Now, if we could get **Norma **with a reincarnationalist of a different flavour, or **reef shark **with an Ancient Astronutter, then it might be entertaining.
Most lunatics are paragons of rationality compared to the bulk of the bilge she’s spilled.
The Alternative Factor
Are you out of your fucking mind? What if they breed?
The first two of which would be the respective ‘power up screams’.
I so glad you got that. I felt like a serious nerd after I hit submit reply
I do wonder what Jesus’ final *final *form (the penultimate one, natch) would be.
This is off-topic but fuck it with a cactus this is too good not to share with DB-Z fans.
Yeah, they just need to meet in a negative magnetic corridor. Of course, if the access is destroyed they’ll be trapped fighting there for eternity…
Say, where is that Christ fellow, anyway? :dubious:
Day Made. 
No, no, not at all. Thesis conflicting with Antithesis produces Synthesis. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?!