The four-family house I live in is for sale. Nice house, nice neighbors . . . Except for “the Clampetts” on the ground floor. She is an unmarried welfare Mom who sits around drinkin’ and smokin’ and burning goodness-knows-what on the outdoor barbeque. He’s a married jailbird who spends most of his time at her place, cussin’ and teaching his two fat little boys to box. I glare out the window at them like Mrs. Drysdale.
Now, I know you cannot evict people for being iggn’rnt white trash. BUT. They have two attack dogs, which have gone after four people (myself included) and bitten three (I am real good with doggies, so they didn’t bite me). The Clampetts refuse to chain up the dogs or build a fence high enough so they can’t escape—when we told the landlord he has GOT to get rid of these people before their dogs actually eat someone whole, he said, “Oh, you can’t evict them—she’s on welfare.”
I think he simply doesn’t want to evict his white-trash pals. Can our new landlord get the hell rid of them, or is my current landlord correct?