Just a point of nitpicking: it is generally agreed that the match was a work (pre-determined outcome), and that it turned out to be so boring because neither of these guys wanted to do the job (lose) to the other guy.
However, any wrestler who’s taken a Vader Bomb will tell you that it’s not something that ordinary people would be able to take without being crippled. There’s no room for error. The guy throws you down so hard, that you damn well better know how to land properly, or you’re screwed.
On a side-note, vaguely relevant to the current discussion, Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) appeared on Off The Record, a show on Canadian TV station TSN. The host of the show referred to Johnson’s run with the CFL prior to his run as a pro-wrestler. He then asked him which was more difficult: playing pro-football, or working in pro-wrestling. The Rock answered (not his EXACT words, but a reasonable fac-simile) “Well, if I go by how sore and tired I feel after a night’s work, then pro wrestling is definitely much harder than pro-football. When I play football, I have all sorts of protective gear. When I wrestle, that’s my body hitting the ringpost, or being slammed on the metal ramp.”
Mick Foley said “if we consider figure-skating a sport, then wrestling is a sport as well.” He was quite right. Similarly, Verne Gagne pointed out that “maybe we ought to have judges holding scorecards around the ring. Then, people would see it as a sport.”
These men are athletes. It’s not like just anyone can walk into a ring and perform to their level. And there’s a tremendous danger factor involved. There have been numerous crippling injuries, and even fatalities in the sport. And of course, there have been other non-crippling, but definitely painful injuries. Much like in football or hockey, pro-wrestlers often return to the ring when they’re still injured, thereby aggravating their injuries. However, unlike other sports, when a wrestler gets injured, the match isn’t stopped (very few exceptions aside - including of course fatalities). That’s why Mick Foley continued to wrestle after having fallen from the top of a 25 foot cage twice, and having suffered a concussion, dislocated shoulder, broken ribs, a bruised kidney, and having had a tooth knocked out (possibly through his nose - but he couldn’t confirm that part, since he doesn’t remember anything after the second fall from the top of the cage). That’s also why Steve Austin wrestled for months after having suffered a neck injury that left him nearly paralized, and which subsequently required major surgery. Bret Hart continued a match with Dino Bravo, albeit for a short time, after his breast-plate had been broken due to a bad landing onto the railguards that separated the fans from the ring area.
There is an old quote in the wrestling world that says “for those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who don’t believe, no explanation will do.”
Well, since it’s fair to say that in this day and age, nobody “believes” anymore, allow me to adapt the thread to our present time. I think it’s quite fitting in this thread: “For those who enjoy wrestling, no explanation is necessary. For those who don’t enjoy it, no explanation will do.”