Can you defeat the evil genie?

[Dr.Winston_OBoogie]

Kinda reminds me of this thread game:

The Devil Asks: What do you wish for?

The Devil offers to grant you a single wish, and in exchange you forfeit your eternal soul (standard fare for a deal with the Devil). Of course, the boon granted always comes with a catch. In this thread game, your posts should consist of two parts: A cruel, Monkey’s Paw-esque twist to the above wish One wish of your own We’ll start the game with the wish made by Johnny Blaze in the opening to Ghost Rider (2007): I wish my father would recover from his cancer. And here’s a response base…