I can’t remember the end of it, I think it might have been a Rodney Dangerfield joke.
“I told her this morning, make me late for work…so she_____”. insinuating he wanted some fooling around, but instead she did something like take his car?
That would work. If it’s better than that hope someone knows it and posts.
ETA: “…hid my car keys” might be a better finish than “…took my car”.
Yes, that does sound better! I think that punchline is what I was trying to remember, thanks.
Handcuffed me to the bed…
…then took my wallet and went shopping."
Also good. Lot of room to work this one.
slashed my tires.
I like it. I think I’ll steal that. ‘Slashed’ is good edgy touch.