Can you still put your pants on standing up?

And then you have to stand up to get them over your butt and waist anyway.

True, though then there’s no issue with balancing, since both feet are on the ground at that point.

I can put my pants/socks on while standing up. I can also still skip Do you remember how to skip, but I cannot put my pants on while skipping, at least not deliberately.

(My daughter made me skip, gallop, double-skip, and canter when I mentioned the thread about skipping. It was like a whole Ministry of Silly Walks demonstration.)

My wife was having trouble walking due to a similar issue. She recently had surgery to install hardware to space her L4 and L5 vertebrae back out and fuse them. She’s doing much better now, several weeks post-surgery.

I put pants on one leg at a time, just like everybody else. The difference is that once my pants are on, I make gold records!