Can You Suck Air Into Your Rectum / Vagina?

In My Humble Opinion (IMHO)
#1

Are you able to suck air into your rectum or vagina without utilizing external devices?

I once knew someone who was rather proficient at using the muscles of his anus to create a partial vacuum in his rectal cavity, sucking in air that he could later expel through his anus in order to make authentic-sounding “farting” noises. However, I never got a detailed account of his technique for doing this and, to this day, I remain unable to perform this feat.

I also understand that there are also certain porn genres that feature women who do something similar using their vaginas.

Can you suck air into your body using only your anus / vagina? How do you do it??

Thanks.

#2

:::checks user name::::

:::re-reads OP:::

yep. It wasn’t just me.

#3

Thy Master speaketh about ‘the fartiste’

#4

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shatkarma

It’ a fairly standard hatha yoga thing if your full on about your practice, its called kriya or shakikarms. Not a great secret you should find a book fairly easily

#5

My vagina, yes.

The other … I’ve never tried.

#6

It helps if my husband uses his plunger.

#7

I make quite enough gas as it is. Why would I want to be able to suck in more?

#8

Dude, I don’t even have an anus/vagina. I think that’s called a “cloaca.”

#9

there… is …a …god…

#10

I can suck air in through the tip of my dick.

#11

I should know better, but I gotta ask, how did you find out that you had this…skill?

#12

A bar bet that started with the words, “I bet I can empty that shot glass without touching it with my hands. . .”

#13

By the way, I’m kidding. . .

but my brother growing up could do the fart trick. He could cut farts that lasted for like 15 seconds. His butt just kind of did it. I think he’d make some sort of vaccuum by inflating and deflating his stomach (that’s just a theory. I can think of about 10 things wrong with that theory without trying).

#14

cheers at the return of Surreal :smiley:

No idea.

#15

Is this some new kind of CPR?

#16

It’s at times like this that I feel sorry for the mods.

#17

I’ve never tried…

ok, no.

#18

Apparently yes on the latter and no real intention of trying the first. :wink:

#19

Nope, only buttermilk.