Canada launches Anatidae attack against the US!!

Hmmm…we’re not so different after all.

The aggressive propensity of geese is well known but I find it hard to believe that beavers could be trained to attack. I think what is needed is some in-depth probing into the subject.

Silly 'Merkins, you don’t train beavers to attack - they’re in the rodent family. They just do it naturally.

And you know the only place that’s called “Canadian bacon,” right?

C’mon people that is serious journalism! The very last link is especially important.

All this talk about bacon, donuts and beavers is making me hungry.

Counter-measures have been approved.

The counter-counter measure: