Wait… So I’m not a total slut then?
We can work on that, Silver. 
Hmmm… I guess I should’ve gone to ChiDope this weekend…
I’ll probably miss it anyway.
Good God in a Bottle!!! It’s Byz!!!
I can’t throw the word “bitch” around in here, seeing as how I have knelt at the Byzantine altar with awe and respect. But, damn, it’s good to hear from you again and I hope that you’ll be around for awhile this time.
And I hope with all I am that the shit that you’ve been having to deal with has been appropriately flushed.
Now, let’s see those ( * Y * )'s !!!
BYZ!!!
At last, someone’s going to clean up this one-horse Pit and get it back to the way it used to be!
Hey, BYZ. 
I’m just back in town myself. They’ve spruced the place up, haven’t they? Shoveled out the beer cans and pizza boxes and opened a window or two. Hope your break was a good one. Now get back to Byzness.
Well, well. So the bitch is back. We sure talked enough about you behind your back enough for your ears to fall off. One day ya right here with the sluts and the next you off in never never land and won’t show your face on the boards. Yes remember TTWP??? How could we forget? And yes, there are still those that hide their heads in the sand.
I have missed you dearly. Let the good times roll. Come get it ole girl. Finally, the Dope is getting back to normal.
Wooooooooohooooooooooo fuckin hooooooooooooo!
Well ya silly bitch, its about damn time you returned. I have had to take care of everything without you missy. Get your ass back on email and lets get some trouble started. It just hasn’t been the same without you!
I have many many cussy words for you!
TWPM!!
I’ve missed ya sister!
OOps and Oh yeah!!
That Ayesha chick? She is one big ole slut woman!!! She’s awesome!
Byz, you biznatch! How’s it hangin’?
Missed you!
Zette
HEY!!!
Where the hell ya been???
and why wasnt I on the list?
Missed ya bitch.
K
I definitely think its time to update the slut list here. We are missing some very important ladies!
I worship you…
I adore you…
I throw myself at you…
I offer myself–body and soul–to your unholy sexiness…
And I STILL don’t get a personal mention from you?
You’re so cruel.
I love it.
Welcome back ,bitch! I missed ya!
Well, gee, Ayesha, there are so many total BBQ sluts around here I would have run out of room if I named them all!
Odieman–I’m not going to bite you, all that gristle? It would just fuck up my nice teeth! However, to be fair, you can bite me. Or at least nibble…
dropzone–you? Being polite? Hold me back, Batman, I think I’m in an alternate universe or something…hmm. Wait, we never did come to blows…too bad for you! I’m told I blow rather well…
CrankyAsAnOldMan–you still can be me! Yes, for one week only, give the secret word and you can be me! Of course, you have to assume all debts and personal entanglements thereof… doesn’t sound so good now, does it? Thanks for thinking of me though!
Duck Duck Goose–TAG, You’re it! Oh, wait, I always fuck that name of yours up with the game.
Tansu–frankly, and as you know, I’m nothing if not frank, but, uh… I REALLY don’t want to get into Fenris’s pants… I know, I’m a pioneer and all but there are still some places even I won’t go!
sidle–NEWBIE! To speak to BYZ is to ask for DEATH! You worthless toad! You are so lucky I don’t hunt your little ass down and do horrible, unspeakable things to it! Awww… newbies… they can be so damn cute. But only this once. Don’t push it.
pepperlandgirl ? now HERE is a total slut I left out! Hey girl! How YOU doing? (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge) I had a good reason for leaving, but I have to say, you are one GREAT reason to come back!
lieu–I don’t know you either. However, I’m thinking knowing you might be fun!
Silver Fire ? OH MY GODDESS! I cannot believe I left you out! You are one of the biggest, boldest sluts I know! Cast aspersions on me in perpetuity…I deserve it for forgetting you! You total ho!
poohpah chalupa–well, howdy hey! No, no, you still can’t see my luscious set of (Y) frankly, they aren’t that big, or nice. In this instance, I think the fantasy is much better than the reality! Now, really, stop looking at my BUTT!
Smeghead–clean up the Pit? Are you wanting me to be a shit shoveler? You expect me to clean up the sixty foot deep level of shit in here? First off, to build a good Pit you need some shit. Then you need a lot of hot bricks…I can’t clean it up…all I can do is set fire to it. Once it’s burned to ash, then I can rebuild. And I WILL rebuild!!! (Inset maniacal, evil laugh, here) I will remake the Pit in my own image: Of hell! I will! (Coming back down to reality) Well, maybe not. Looks like it’s done just fine. (Ass-kissing of Pit moderators commences at this point)
Jodi–The place does look good. But I can’t cut and paste anymore from my WP program. That sucks. But they call the new software an upgrade; I guess it’s all in the interpretation.
ultress–how the fuck did I forget about you when I was thinking over the lovely ladies of the SDMB? I must have been high, or clueless…and it’s okay that you and all the other ladies talked about me behind my back:
…I worked you ALL through my dreams…
...I'm not sure who got the greater workout...
Oh, and FTR, it is TWPM!
CanadianSue knows the code!
CanadianSue!!!
Hey LovelyLady! Have I told you lately that I love you? Obviously not if you are calling me a silly bitch! I know, I know, you were right; it’s about time I got back to life as usual. Took me a while, after all, but yeah, it’s nice to be back. And you have “many many cussy words” for me? Oh hon. Don’t tease. You better be serious. I want those big cussy words. You know, that C word and that F word and that B word:
Commitment; Fidelity; Best-friends.
Don’t be surprised if the moderators replace those cussy words with a series of *&^%$#@… those words are so dark and nasty, barely can they be spoken, let alone lived!
Much like the words to TWPM!!
Zette–hey baby! You got some sugar for me? I sure as shit got some for you!
kellibelli–man! What the fuck are you doing here?! You left before I did! The fact that I came back and you did is almost un-fucking-real… Wait a minute… this is the Original kellibelli, not an imitation, right? I mean, it’s you, right? Or, damn god it all to heck, I’m just high… this is the muffin-love that posted all through my adolescence here, and beyond, then left a high-volume post count because of a job change. You never left, you just posted less? Is that YOU?
evilbeth–my bat eraser bitch! I left you off the list too! See how bad I suck? I suck so hard YOUR dick hurts and you don’t even HAVE one!
I too have no idea what this is about however,
is incorrect and irritates me. You need fear in the imperative.