Get in here.

People seem to be in agreement that the Pit has cooled down considerably over the last while and there has been a considerable amount of whining going on.

If it’s not hot enough for you don’t expect someone else to be tending the flames. As a denizen of the Pit it is your responsibility to supply some of the gasoline.

So with that being said it’s time to go out into the SDMB and drag some people’s asses down here and bake them to a crisp. Tear them a new asshole. Smack them around so hard that their whole family will feel it. Shame them so badly that it will carry down through their children’s children.

Who is going to make your list? Me? I truly fucking hope so cause I have a tank full of gas here but most of you are all so fucking kind and polite I haven’t had reason to pull the pin on anyone.

I am going to put Sue right at the top of my list. Yes… Sue.

She is a good example of what’s wrong here. She is just too god damn nice. How the fuck do you disagree with her? Sure, she said “fuck” once but apologized. What’s up with that? We don’t apologize in here do we? Miss Goody Fucking Too Shoes… that’s what she is.

I’m off to find someone really deserving of my pent up wrath…

Now you’ve done it… fuck fuck fuck … no more miss nicey for you mister!!

And also, Byz, whats with the chat chat chat crap you’ve been up to… you aren’t posting enough anymore cuz you are too damn busy chatting.
Ultress and Moosiegrl - what?? have the two of you become working stiffs now? Since when didn’t you post from work. Get your asses in here and you better have a good answer.

Rysdad - where the hell have you been?

Nag nag nag, whine whine whine.
I don’t use heavy profanity because I have no need to. Simple words usually will work quite as well. An idiot is an idiot is an idiot and it doesn’t take a whole lot of words to describe them. They usually do fairly well by themselves if you just sit around and wait long enough. And the funny thing is, they think they are quite cute with all their vulgar words and phrases.
Notice the masters of the pit, and we all know who they are, seldom have to use vulgarity to express themselves. I’m sure Byz will be by soon to prove my point. She is quick, sharp, and to the point with minimum waste of words.

The whole lot of you can…bite me.

A perfect example exists even as we speak. Take a look at the “Zenster Flames Himself.” Now what kind of idiot needs to flame himself? He doesn’t have enough problems in life that he has to sit there and think of stupid, ugly things to say about himself? He should at least stand in front of the mirror and say these things before he bothers to post them on a message board.
Cecil would hang his head in shame.

And what exactly is the OP?

Whining that there aren’t any serious flames and we need to flame more. Guess what, nutsack? I don’t need any encouragement to flame someone. If someone pisses me off, I will. I also don’t need advance notice that you are going on the warpath. If you call me in here, I’ll be able to deal with it without any warning. Your “Everybody watch while I go find someone to flame, It’ll be really good. Just you wait!” tripe is pretty pathetic.

One could argue that the best fires are started by Nature, man can only strive to match those with his little artificial burns.

Let the flames come naturally, no need to call for gasoline.

yeah, yeah, yeah…you talk so tough…but i know it’s all an act…

I think it’s time for you to get off you tangerinee i-Mac, go change the flower in your new Beetle’s flower but, and feed all the injured kittens you’ve rescued.

poser

I want to thank you for such a considerate post. It is good to see the netizens and Pitizens looking out for each other in this fashion. You are an inspiration to us all. Would that more posters would take the time and expend the energy that you have in order to make our time, here, so enjoyable.

I’m sorry. I forgot to apologize in my last post for having failed to meet your standards. I do so, now.

Mouthbreather- What the fuck don’t you get? I didn’t see your name on the invite, you just strolled right in. I brought some goats for you, you should know the drill.

tomndebb - Which one are you anyways? tom or deb? Either way, get the fuck out. Go join Sue upstairs and you’ll feel better.

ultress - I’d love to bite you. I like profanity despite possessing a command of the english language. FUCKING idiot has a better ring to it but that’s just my fucking humble opinion. You’ll get that bite the next time you venture northward… I promise.

And just who are the masters of the Pit? Was there a vote I wasn’t here for? Should we all bow down to these people or what?

Where is Byz anyways? I was just joking that her little clique had taken too much out of her, maybe I was right.

Ponch - You got me… I am really a sweetie just chock full of goodness and mirth 24/7. Just ask Sue.

What’s it to ya, pottymouth?

Let me put this into words you’ll understand:

You’re a big, mean, icky person, so nanner nanner boo boo.

I am SO not getting involved!

And I’ve been too busy chatting to see this thread. So, let me just take a moment to say:

CanadianSue – let me think… who turned me on to the crack of the internet? No, no, let me think… it was YOU! Shame on you! Like I don’t have enough ways to waste my time!

ultress – thanks for your compliment… and FUCK you! :slight_smile: Do you see what chat has done to me? I almost posted a lol… oh the shame! AND I used a dirty word! Chat has ruined me, I fear…

Feynn – I’m so glad to see you still have a thing for me. You know that fan is just short for fanatic, right? And I just can’t believe how jealous you are! You want me, admit it! Clique or no you still want to be… under me… don’t you?