I could not believe it when I saw this linked over at b3ta. “Hey, it’s THAT guy!”
Be forwarned that this youtube link is not worksafe by most workplace standards: Two Chicks One Cup Song.
Canuck dopers may recognize this fella as the hunky-but-moody Anglophone from Radio-Canada’s L’Auberge du Chien Noir (“Eggplant of the Black Dog.”)*
If you haven’t seen the video that the song references, just be thankful for that and don’t look into it any further. It’s about a hundred times worse than goatse and will cost you more in brain bleach than if you accidentally spend an hour on LSD trying to comprehend the lemon party image. It’s bad enough that you’ll have the chorus to this song stuck in your head for a few days, and might find yourself belting it out at work. There goes that promotion.
*Please don’t let this whoosh you. Yeah, my head is pretty square, but…
That is so romantic I cried. Then I used my tears to moisten the dried feces I feep in the fridge for guests, and flung it at my cats to reaffirm my love for them.
All right, okay. So it’s a “reaction” to some other song I haven’t seen yet. Where’s the link to the original? A parody is lame if you haven’t seen the root cause. You have dumped a scatological joke in my brain without the setup.
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I’m at work, so I’m posting to subscribe and check out later.
Let me be frank in saying that I love shock media. Goatse was a laugh, tubgirl was fantastic, and when I heard that there is a photo of a jangaroo raping a man I couldn’t have been more curious to quickly check it out. Lemon party dot com should be my homepage; the stuff just fascinates me whether it’s related to blood, death, sex, or shit.
Two girls and one cup almost made me vomit and I could not watch the whole thing. I have finally been bested.
The song is a reaction to a video on a shock site. I’ve laughed at every shock site under the sun, including goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty and so on, but this actually made me nauseous. I tried to watch the entire thing and got about 27 or 28 seconds into it before I had to switch it off. After about two weeks I finally tried a run-up at it and managed to get the whole thing to the end, but most of it was from between my fingers while retching.
What might be instructional for you is not to see the video itself, but to see various videos of people’s reactions to viewing the site.
Okay, you convinced me I don’t want to see it. Could you gently describe what goes on? I have a vague idea what goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party show, but I haven’t felt the need to see them firsthand.
I can’t believe I’ve never seen 2 girls 1 cup before. It was gross, but not so bad. Pretty much the only shock vid that makes me feel especially icky is the one where the redneck woman shoots a bear in a tree and then has sex with her boyfriend over the corpse. It ends with a pack of dogs tearing the bear apart. I forget the keyword you type in google for it.
It is an especially lurid display of [ahem] coprophagia. You know, shit eating.
Definitely not for the faint of heart especially when (I have to spoiler box this)
They begin vomitting the shit into each others mouth. Oy, I feel yucky just typing that.
Even if aspects of the vid might be bogus as some have speculated, it is beyond disgusting and represents what might be a new low for the internet if not humanity itself. Yeah, it’s that bad.
Somehow I find it very Canadian to do a sardonic commentary on scat porn.
The American thing to do would be to get on one side or another of a strenuous YOUR KINK IS / IS NOT OK-fest.
Meanwhile the Canadians quietly peg it. "So laying cable down the cakehole expresses sexual tenderness and intimacy…Yeah, that sounds about right, eh? :dubious: "
I think this about sums it up. Christ, I thought tubgirl was nasty. This really is a new low and difficult to reconcile with the belief that we are created in God’s image. Let’s see if we can get **kanicbird ** to watch it and solicit his opinion.
