So the Gomery report is out. The Liberals are scumbags, the Conservatives are crooks, the NDP is run by hippie freaks, and the Green Party? Don’t even get me started.
Clearly, we need a new solution. Canada’s government just isn’t working anymore. What should we do?
Let’s get the Rhinoceros Party back into business. They say we need a fifty-thousand dollar deposit? That’s nothing! Amid a population of thirty-two million, you’d have to give approximately one cent (I’m not kidding, I did the math) towards the goal. One freaking lousy cent? How much is that?
We can do this, guys! Let’s elect the funniest, weirdest, wackiest, craziest guys we know and get this country on the right track.
I don’t suppose we could get the Monster Raving Loony Party to move here from Britain? They could join up and form the Monster Raving Loony Rhinoceros party!
I was going to dissent, as I had a hazy memory of one of their promises being that they’d pave Saskatchewan into a parking lot, but having perused that wikipedia link and seeing that, in fact, they planned to pave over Manitoba, I’m behind this 100%!
P.S: Do you accept PayPal? I have a whole $5.83 I could send you, thus relieving 582 of my fellow Canadians of their awesone responsibility in this matter.
But I don’t want the law of gravity to be repealed! How is my beer going to stay in my mug? Huh? This is an important consideration the Rhinos appear to have simply brushed aside. I’m not sure if I can trust them to run the country if they don’t care about my beer.
