You know, we’re laughing about all this, but I can’t help feeling very, very bad for these Deliverance ministry people. Their entire world is ruled by supernatural bad guys. Demons cause problems in potty-training. Demons cause computer glitches. Demons cause car trouble. Demons cause the flu. Paisley is evil. Teddy bears are evil. Games are evil. Music written after 1915 is evil.
Every time these people turn around, they see a demon. Every time they hear a song, they hear a demon. Every time they smell Chinese food, they smell a demon (because the Chinese are pagans, you know).
It has to be a very narrow, limited, frightening life. Hemmed in on all sides by darkness, demons, and evil. Convinced that you’re fighting a constant all-fronts war with Satan.
Damn! And all those years I had been using Techron in my engine. All I needed was liquid lord.
Alright!!! I’m screwed anyways, time to wreak some havoc.
What was the pre-update answer???
And even the same “I don’t see a purdy white plane in the charred wreckage of the pentagon” conspiracy Bullshit
But this is a new one for me, a Military F-16 under remote control to pretent to be AA Flight-11:
Wow! I must have missed the F-16 firing rockets at the WTC. Oh yeah, I was distracted by the PASSENGER JET hitting it.
Oh, and Israel and a 1920’s style Death Ray were used to finish the job
Unless you believe the other story of “Nucelar bombs in the basement” (Since the debris was hot from the fire that raged for days lol)
BTW, whoever said this guy didn’t teach hate/racism, read the Vietnam page blaming all the Buddists with their VooDoo for the mental scars of the American Vetrans. Gee, maybe I should give that article to my Vetran Friend…
Take Care Y’all*
-Blasphmer, Passenger on the SDMB Highway to Hell
Others have answered, but please substitute “gays”, “atheists”, “D&D players” or just about any other group for Christianity in that statement. As an atheist and a D&D game player, I cringe when people look at an extremist and think that the extreme is the norm.
Yep, JayJay, one reaches a point at which this stuff becomes as classy as laughing at the freaks in the carnival.
My family had always known of vague rumours that my recently deceased grandmother had an exceedingly distressing childhood. We always knew that she ran away from home as soon as she was old enough to do so and was thereafter brought up by her aunt, but no one really knew why, for a long time.
Only in her 90’s was my grandmother able to bring herself to talk about the things that were done to her by her mother in the name of religion. The precise details are even now only known to my aunts. I understand that being beaten to within an inch of her life on many occasions (to “drive the demons out”, of course) was one of the less unsavoury things inflicted on her.
Yep, my great grandmother. Her nutty religious views were a hoot, I’ll bet.
To do true honor to these pages I have just taken my DIABETIC SPIRITS to the mall where I bought 36 CANDLES and a PAISLEY scarf. I then had the medicine prescribed by my WITCHDOCTOR/physician (for those pesky diabetic spirits) and some ASIAN FOOD (miso soup). See you in hell.
Well, I took notes as to how I could become more evil. I’m always looking for ways to become more demonic.
I need some throw pillows in here, I think I’ll get some PAISLEY ones. Eh, maybe not. I’ve already got some PAISLEY print curtains in here, and the patterns would probably clash. I guess I’ll have to make do with an owl print.
I’m glad you chose the owl. Unicorns don’t have near the power they used to. It seems someone started a story about them being pink. Took most of their evil power away. Some of us girls are going to get tatoos on Saturday. The have a lovely new black frogowl now. You in?
No tattoos for me, thanks. I’m diabetic and I take insulin shots twice daily, plus I check my blood sugar (not as often as I’m SUPPOSED to, but still I take it) so I think that I have enough needlemania going on.
Heh. Oh yes, I gave out erasers in the shape of frogs last Halloween. I think I should get DOUBLE points for that.
Someone needs to make up a point system based on this website, and post it in MPSIMS. Or possibly in IMHO, where everyone could compare demonic possession percentages.
They use needles for tatoos!!! I only remember the 8 or 9 Long Island Ice Teas? Hmmm…I am impressed by your Halloween treats. I may still have you beat though. I recently rejected a life time of Christianity and have been told by “those that know” that I have “deceiving spirits”. I think that easily beats some crummy disease.
You know, I think my church may be in real trouble here. You see, it’s built along the lines of a cathedral and on Christmas Eve and again the following Sunday, it was filled with candles, as in over 100, all lit. Then again, the Episcopal Church has a lot of rituals and customs involving lighting candles, especially at particularly sacred times such as Advent and Easter, not to mention at Baptisms. Then there are the candles on the altar which are to be lit before the service and put out during it.
Yep, that’s my good, old Episcopal Church – demon-haunted and doomed and damned by some of the most -erm- interesting Christians in the world! :rolleyes:
