Wear a garlic necklace too…can’t be too careful. Then you are protected against vampires and demons!
And any human or animal who has olfactory senses.
Not so!
I like the smell pof freshly made Easter Eggs
Has anyone thought of our poor ancestors who just must be burning in hell? Since most of them probably used candles, hell I bet they even MADE them. They were all demons I bet. ALL of them. They couldn’t use flashlights and electricity since well, they weren’t always around to use. I don’t think they always had lamps and oil either. Damn demon predecessors. They should hae just stayed in the dark.
Is so going to hell with the speeding, candles, chinese food that I’m having for dinner tonight, and use of Microsoft
ROTFLMAO
I think I woke up Mr.SuperHero laughing my arse off at this.
wipes tears from her eyes
I must be SUPERdemonic because I have lots and lots of candles, the guest bathroom (aka the Baby’s Bathroom) is decorated in little yellow rubber duckies, I collect Beanie Babies AND Unicorns.
There must be a special place in this guy’s hell for people like me.
At least I won’t be lonely, if all you other demon-possessed Dopers are with me, right?
CartoonSu
They’ll have to build a new level of Hell just for Dopers.
This site rules!
“If a person is DRIVEN to do ANYTHING, a demon is behind it.”
hehehehehe.
uh, what if a person is driven to drive out demons??
And what about chauffeurs? Are they all demons? Just look at all the driving they do. And bus drivers! And cabbies! And long-haul truckers! Demons, every one of them, loose upon our highways and byways?
Well I am just SCREWED! I spend 7 hours a day during the school year on a school bus. I am not the driver but I am definately being driven to places!
School holidays and summer I deliver pizza… just came off of 5 grueling days of delivery…
Worse still I have stuffed animals on the bus and in my truck…
well I’ll save y’all a seat near the Pit.
I don’t know if anyone has brought this up before, but G-d created paisley and all the other things. Doesn’t that earn him the best seat in the Pit? There might be a way we can turn this around, to our advantage, since he really knows how to get things done. Air-conditioning and rock 'n roll, instead of harps and church music. Hmm…Do you think the Christians will notice he’s missing?
That’s the loner demon who doesn’t like the other demon who is driving you to do that.
He listens to Pat Boone, watches M.C. Hammer’s church broadcasts, goes by the name “Arthur”, and wants to be an accountant.
(Thanks to Terry Pratchett’s Carpe Jugulum for some of the inspiration/ripoff)
IWLN, you are now my second favorite Christian on this board!
There were more lit candles in church on Sunday, superflous ones, too, not just the ones on the altar. It’s nice to know my church remains doomed.
Out of curiousity, on Christmas Eve, I was driven to church by a bus driver. Is that more evidence of demonic possession? How about the kids who are driven to church by their parents (and I mean that in both senses of the word!)?
Come to think of it, I would hate to think what it must be like to be that person.
CJ
Didn’t CS Lewis say something like, “The only trick the Devil has greater than convincing you that he is everywhere is to convince you he doesn’t really exist”?
Of course, that is severely paraphrased, and 25 years after I last read The Screwtape Letters
Well thank you, but I will have to strongly deny the Christian part. That title is no longer appropriate for me. My denial is paisley though. Extra points!! 
There really are demons, however.
But they don’t hide everywhere!
This guy is a bit obsessed.
I’ve felt them in occult bookstores, and astrology books and/or magazines.
I also don’t care that people on this board (mostly not chrsitians) don’t believe me.
Its true, hey why not try and conjour one up if you don’t believe me?
have fun.
So that’s why my collection of books on Wicca fly around the room on a regular basis. I just thought the Stephen King books were being a bad influence.
Candle candle candle candle
Candle candle candle candle
Candle cancle candle candle
Mushroom mushroom
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
SNAAAAAAAAAKE
There. Now this whole thread is a demon. Or demonic. Or…
You know, now that I think about it, I’m not entirely clear about these people’s theology. Hmmm…
ha and ha
demons do not always “make things fly around” maybe you’ve been visited by uri Geller.
According to the site, this is not a certain theology or belief. This is the true word of Jesus. Did they even have deodorant back then??? Or seasoning salt?? You know these people might not be on the up and up. :dubious: