Can't we all just get along?

By the way, if good flaming consists of insulting someone’s spelling or stringing together the same obscenities, some of which ARE COMPLETELY UNKNOWN OUTSIDE OF THIS BOARD*, then no, I’m not very good at it.

    • Come on, had you EVER hear “felch” or “squick” before you came here? Just how do you expect to insult someone IF THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?

Boy, you really got me going tonight.

And if you call me petty and bitter, where does that leave losers like you who have nothing better to do with your lives than dump on people in the Pit with the same tired tirades? Shoot yourselves now while you can still get off your asses long enough to drive to a gun store.

I was kinda assuming this entire thread was tongue in cheek.
I almost never flame seriously.

And, no, you pervs, not THOSE cheeks. :smiley:

Dropzone…

And I was just playing along with your joke, dumbshit. Do I need to draw smilies to let you know or should I just say “Good one, Dropzone!” like you want us to do?

THAT was offensive? What the fuck was offensive about it? Methinks you’re a tad too thin-skinned for the Pit, Mr. Zone.

Yup. Remember, you’re dealing with the guy who introduced the board to “munging”.

Here’s a news flash for you, Einstein… IT’S FUN! We do it because it’s FUN! We’re having a BLAST! Some people actually take enjoyment with behaving in a manner other than “snotty”!

It leaves us with an ass that’s not blocked up by a three-foot-long pole. “Oh, boo-hoo, they didn’t get my joke, they must be stupid and mean! Boo-hoo!”

Anyway, enough with Droppings…

Danielinthewolvesden

And, as has already been said, we responded in kind.

It’s been said a billion times… the Pit exists to be vulgar, crude, rude, and just plain sick. Why? 'Cuz we can’t do that in any of the other forums, and we need to make up that loss.

And because it’s fun. If you don’t think it’s fun… well, I’m sure there’s an “Prim and Proper Message Board” somewhere on the 'Net.

aha’s offensive AND lame Wee Todd “joke” for you to get it?

Ok now let’s see …I have managed to rock along since christmas of last year never even knowing who you are dropzone until you dropped my nick and referred to my joke as lame and offensive. Let me see if I can get to the reason why.

Does it offend you because you know someone who is retarded?
Does it offend you because you are retarded?
Do you fail to get the point of the pit?
Do you fail to understand that the OP is in all probablity a troll (strictly my opinion) who posted a troll-like question and expected to get some insulting answers?

And finally,

I used no names in my first post in this thread, that way I insult no one by name. You just read my little funny and decided that you were insulted and so you decreed it lame and offensive. Well toooo fucking bad. When you are made a moderator you can delete this kind of shit and shield yourself and others from having to read it. In the meantime fuck off.

Here’s a novel idea. If you don’t like what’s posted in the pit then haul your little gimlet humorless monkey ass out of here and join MIRC chat. I think you would do fine in #teenchat.

You couldn’t get my nipples hard with an ice cube you insufferable twit. And last time I checked this was a message board, not chat.

I’m really sorry to see that you cannot distinguish the difference.

There are also enough people who use this board who have handicapped loved ones to make that truly offensive.

No, but if the best you can do to insult sombody is to come up with “humor” like that you should probably check your SATs.

I get the “point” of the Pit, and it is not just for your infantile flame fests. It is for general complaining. You bullies have taken it over and think it’s all yours. The point of the Straight Dope, as I’m often told, is fighting ignorance. I have chosen to start my fight in the lurking place of you ignorami.

I guess I’m just not as paranoid about trolls as you. I don’t see their work in every post with which I don’t agree. I usually think that a newbie who posts something like the OP and goes away, especially after suffering the vitriolic response to their thread, is somebody you guys scared off. Somebody who is unfamiliar with the Pit and its denizens.

If you had taken the time to investigate before going off half-cocked, aha, you would have found that, while Jenie’s posts are short and his/her spelling is not the greatest, none of the posts were particularly trollish. Including this thread, a common device newbies use before they learn the lay of the land. You scare off most of them, but you don’t scare me.

You are seeing trolls in the woodpile, sir, and you may wish to take some time off to gain perspective. That MIRC place you mentioned may be just what you need.
Spoofe said:

My mistake; I am apparently too literal myself. I knew Alphagene got it and Freak didn’t and I lumped you with the wrong person.

Dropzone-

Do tell how you know this. I too was responding in jest. I was playing along with the game. So perhaps it is you who doesn’t get it. And so far as I know, the Pit is the place for bullying. If people don’t like it, they don’t have to play. They can just take their little balls and go home.

Archer-

Which is why I responded to you the way I did.

I never claimed it was. I was simply asking what your problem is with it. So bite me, you slinky-fucking poodle-fluffer.

Byz-

Okay, no Ice Cube. How about Dr. Dre? Does he get your motor running?

I certainly can distinguish the difference. On the MB you’re a psychoic nympho-perv. In chat you’re a… on second thought, I guess I don’t know the difference.

How the fuck do you know? Got any links or information to prove that statement? Have you taken a poll? If so would you post the results of that poll? At any rate my joke was aimed at no one but Jenie in a bottle. Can’t Jenie take up for him/herself?

My SATS didn’t seem to get in the way of the master’s degree I happen to hold.

A sweeping generalization and an assumption that only a moron would post.

You guys? Who the fuck are you talking about? Oh, yeah, you must be talking about us bullies. Let see if I have this right. Everyone that disagrees with you, are bullies. Got any references or links to back up that I am a bully? Or does posting a joke in the pit that you don’t like make someone a bully.

Here is one of your posts:

Let’s see which is more offensive, me making a retard joke or you using the words PIG_RIMMING PUKES. Gee that’s a tough one. But I bet in your pure mind, mine it the most offensive right?

here’s another:

Another toss up. Stupid means being in a stupor, feeble minded. One might say the about same as retarded. Did you feel guilty about using that word? Apparently not you were too busy being the newbie troll advocate.
Let me tell you something dropzone. I am free to make my own assumption on this board about whom I think may or may not be exhibiting troll-like behavior. It’s called an opinion. So take your santimonious hypocritical opinions, roll them up the size of a pencil, sit on them and rotate.

NO.

Oh, I get it. So all of a sudden it’s a crime to be stupid and literal minded, huh? Oh, fine, fine! That’s cool. I’ll just be on my way, and I’ll take all the stupid literal minded people with me! Right?!!

[cue cricket sound effect]

Alrighty then. So where was that door, then?

[Birdman slinks out, head hung]

Wow, aha, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in the Pit before, let alone responding this vehemantly. I’m impressed.

Two points here:
1)Aha, I loved your retarded post, and
2)Dropzone, I’ve only been hare a couple of days, but it didn’t take reading more than one or two posts to work out the nature of the Pit. Sorry you don’t seem to get it, but I guess thats just one of the unfortunate symptoms of Cranial-rectal inversion, which you are obviously suffering.

P.S. I’ve numbered my points so that Dropzone doesn’t get lost.

I’d like to apologize to Byzantine. She made a comment that I saw as a straight-line, but I really should have left it alone.

I meant this as a joke, but I can see now how it could be more than a bit offensive. Even for the Pit.

I thought that, because of her title as most sex obsessed, and her usual banter, it would be exactly her kind of humor. But now I understand that I stepped over the line between banter, and obnoxious-insufferability.

Sorry Byz.

Okay, Freak.

Peace.

I was SO tempted to touch that line myself. :smiley:

Dammit tommy, you beat me to it.

dropzone - What are you, some kind of Wee Todd? :rolleyes:

aha said:

You may try this one on for size. A current thread, updated within the last day. Next time you might want to pull your head out of your ass long enough to know what’s going on in other people’s lives.

And being a jagoff didn’t seem to interfere, either. Our educational system is so wonderful!

I may be a moron; I admit it often enough. But I’m not the moron who made a “retard” joke and accused a newbie of being a troll falsely and with no evidence.

There is no connection between disagreeing with me and being a bully. Many fine people here disagree with me. If they are right I accept what they say and go on. However, there is a direct correlation between behaving like a bully and being one. In this thread you have chosen to act like a bully.

Right. Mine was merely gross. Yours was offensive to more people here than the OP.

No. Lower intelligence provide by nature is no character flaw. Choosing to behave in a stupid manner is.

You are free to run roughshod all over people because this is the Pit? You can make false and baseless accusations and hide behind it being your “opinion?” Yet I am not permitted to voice my “opinion” that you are acting like an asshole? I apologize. Next time I want to post an opinion in the Pit I will submit it for your approval first.

I have nothing against a board for complaining. Other MBs seem to be able to keep control of theirs so the attacks and accusations are minimized. Usually it is because the people elsewhere are more civil and adult and know how to act in public. The people that the Straight Dope attracts are generally like that. Many of you, when outside the Pit, are like that. Here you seem to turn into spiteful seventh-graders. This is not in keeping with the spirit of the Straight Dope itself nor the rest of the SDMB. The BBQ Pit as it exists is a blight and I want it to go away. By the level of activity here it seems to be. Just seems to be quieter every day.

Or you know, you could just not click on it.