[falls out of wheelbarrow]
THUD
[snoring]
Aw damn yer eyes, Monstre!
I leave ye alone fer a few days and ye’ve…First Mate NoClue, have ye lef’ us? Am I to find a new first mate?
Ugh…what’ve I missed?
Wouldn’t a new 1st Mate be a 2nd Mate?
Or a 2nd 1st mate?
Or a…
[snaps to attention]
Cap’n on board!
Prepare t’ make way!
[shoves wheelbarrow aside]
[crawls back on board]
[stumbles and accidentally knocks NoClueMate over the gunwale, hears distant splash]
[looks around, gets bearings]
Whassat about needin’ a new First Mate, Cap’n?
[draws pistol]
[fires over crew’s heads]
Now arrrrre ye goin’ to tell me what’s been goin’ on here, or what?
And First Mate NoClue, can I assume ye’ll be stayin’ aboard once ye get aboard? Monstre, get 'im up 'ere.
Yarr! Thanks to all of you, by the by, fer 'elping me.
Cap’n Sir Ma’am, I would rather gouge out another eye than leave yer service.
Not one of mine eyes, don’t ye know…
I likes the see’n part of this 'ere job.
Ah snapper, I see. I knows how to fix that. You fry it, not boil it. There these new things that you fix with them–there called peppers or something like that.
ARRRRR! I see ye boat not beeing in with the services of a good cartographer. Why blimey I served with LeChuck’s crew 'emself before he turned the whoel undead thing. Son of Largo LeGrande, I am. Hell on seas and on Land. Might I be in joining your crew?
-Blasphmer the Beardless
Aye, methinks our leave lasted long enough. Welcome aboard, BtheB.
Who be responsible fer gettin’ us outta this port?
Arrr!
Seems that the dead 'ave no rest. Not the wicked dead anyhoo…
Cap’n Sir Ma’am! Methinks the rest of the crew might be dead AND buried. Or, at least eaten’ by the fishes.
Shall we be allowin’ DVD viewers to call us up from the watery deeps? I 'ave no druther either way. Whot say ye?
Aye, we await word from a new generation. Be we needin’ a new crew?
Actually, Cap’n Sir Ma’am, since this is one of those dreaded “Long Threads,” I would rather see a new crew in a new thread. Even tho this isn’t a game thread.
This thread is filled with some of the most creative posts I’ve yet seen on these boards. A testament to the high calibre of of the average Doper. But, it was started in response to the amazing and unplanned for frenzy surrounding a certain summer movie release.
I thank everyone involved and raise a glass of rum to you, Cap’n Sir Ma’am, and to our inspiration, Cap’n Jack Sparrow.
May this thread rest in peace in the deep blue sea.
Closed at the request of the OP.