Yeah, I be knowin it’s tomorrow, but to celbrate properly you gotta be good and rummy afore the sun rises! So come sundown I’ll be donnin’ me feather hat (which I liberated from one of them Knights of Columbus posers), parrot & eye patch and commencin’ with the commencement of commencibles and deliverin’ right round rogerin’s to the lasses aboard The Bloody Rag!
Iron Jack Read
A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You’ve got taste and education. Arr!
A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that’s okay, because it’s much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
Thanks to its proximity to TLAPD, this past weekend was Pirate Invasion at our Renaissnce Faire. I’ve never seen so many BAD impersonations of Captain Jack Sparrow in one place before. Plastic swords and plastic wigs were in regretful abundance, as was about ten pounds of mascara and more foppish lisping than I care to recall. Yarrgh!
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Erm… not to suggest that you weren’t already aware… that is to say, when one speaks of “impersonation,” one generally… insofar as there was no actual historical personage… that would… so to speak… um… AAAARRRRRRR!!!
Great. That’s just great. Even among pirates, I’m the weird one. Fine. And apparently I’m also “sparky.” That’s frickin’ beautiful. Yo ho ho, I’m Sparky the Pirate. You know what? Bite me, fidius.org’s Pirate Name Generator. Please, feel free to suck my giant glaucous macaw.
Yarrrr. Tis already the 19th here for me. Wonderin’ if yaaarrrrrin’ at th’ customers’ll be shined or frowned upon?
Also:
Bloody Morgan Kidd
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
