Ye may address myself as Mad Davy Kidd.
The oracle said - before I toasted them hamsters fer a bit of a snack, aye -
“Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate.”
Mad, they call me. I likes the sound of it, I does. Arrgh!!
Ahoy, ye scurvy dogs! I be called Mad Anne Flint, so watch it, or I’ll cleave ye from stem to stern! I wore me second-best piratical threads to the office today, as I’m savin’ me best dress for me annual Pirate Poker Paarrrty this weekend. Shiver me timbers, ye’d have thought the landlubbers on the subway this morning had never seen a bucanneer afore!
Avast! Can any of you tell me what the 18th letter of the English alphabet is?
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Dread Pirate Kidd
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
ARRRRRRRRR ye scurvy dopers! Fear me Dread Pirate Kidd. A fine reliable pirate I be.
I fine reliable pirate…with a keen head!
“It’s great to be on a ship with men
and sail across the sea, oh,
We don’t know where we’ll land or when,
but it’s great to be with men.”
Arr, it seems one of us be a victim of identity piracy.
Arrrr.
Yarr, these scallywags be singing some right good pirate shanties.
Avast Ye swarthy Knaves!
Drink up say I, aye though it was yer last time at the Teat. For tonight we set out for Deeper Waterrs…
Swab the Deck!..Batten Down the Hatches!..Move the Thing!..and…and…the Other Thing!
Feare Me All, for ye have met yer Match in the Dreaded…
Bloody Jenny Vane
Ahoy me mateys! Here ye be readin’ some fine pirate jokes.
Aye, Avast!
I be Red Anne Bonney, ye scabrous dogs.
“Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!”
Now back to work! Let go and haul to run free! Bring me that horizon!
Mad Morty Bonney’s the name, laddies. They call me the Terror of Men’s Better Accessories. Heist high the foulard, matey, and batten down the broadcloths! :rolleyes:
Yarrrrrr now, Red Anne! Would ye be mishbooker t’me then? Or t’weren’t the case, p’raps I’ll be havin’ ye to wife!
Ho there, swabbie! Lower the mizz’ns’l and make a huppa! I be stompin’ a cup o’grog fer Red Annie!
Avast ye vitamin-C deficient canine-type animals!
Assemble the rack and fetch me the cat – the pirate quiz page be not workin’. An’ some scalawag is sure to pay wit’ the skin off 'is back ere the first dog watch, mark me words!
As fer me pirate name, ya’s can call me Davy the Fox.
Ya’s all be knowin’ the pirate alphabet, eh me harties? Good! All together then!
Aaaaaa
Beeeee
Seaaaaa
Deeeee
EEEEEE
Effffff
Geeeee
Aitch
Ayyyyyyye
Jaaaaaay
Kaaaay
Ellllll
Emmmm
Ennnn
Ooooo
Peeeee
Cyuuuueee
Arrrrarararararrrr
Essssss
Teeeee
Yooooouuuu
Double-Yooooouuuu
X Marks The Spot! Arrrrarararararrrr
Essssss
…
Know ye not that this day be a sacred High Holy Day unto we they call the Pastafarians? Arise and be touched by his noodly appendage.
Arr, I, Calico Mary Flint, must go don me holy vestments.
Arrrrrrrrrrr then, Davy m’lad, so it’s cats an’ racks we’re to be havin’ is it? Aye, bring on the cats! And have at the racks!
They were Three bothers in Merry Scotland
Aye, in Merry Scotland they was three.
And they did cast lots which of them
should go
should go
should go
Go and turn Robber all on the salt sea!
Come me own one,
Come me fair one,
Come now, unto me.
Coule ye fancy a poor
Pirate lad, just come from sea?
Aye! I knew I shoulda watched Wife Swap yesterday eve! The fact that the one family dressed up and acted as pirates was one thing, but I just found out that the family were the founders of Talk Like A Pirate Day, no less! Aye, somebody at ABC’ll have to be keelhauled fer not pointing that out.
Aye. we’ll feed ye cats to ye racks and ye racks to ye cats an’ get the fur fur free!
Tis melancholy I am for I canna link to the pirate name quiz. Methinks the site be over-run with pirates!
I be a fine strapping wench, though. Ready to seek me fortune from the sea. Who’s with me to seek treasure, nice tans and STDs? Hoist up the mainsail and away we go!
Aye, here be but one of many name generators Cap’n Slappy an’ Ol’ Chumbucket link to on their official site.
Cap’n Jim Brander
Christ-a message comes up saying that I don’t have persmission to access that site on this server. WTH?
I shall remain a nameless pirate wench. O! woe is me…