Gee, If I knew it was that much trouble for you, I wouldn’t have asked.
Anyhow, that changes my perception of Shagnasty.
Has anyone else read this thread and come away with the suspicion that Captain Midnight is like one of those Republican anti-gay closet cases who spends their whole lives screeching about TEH GAYS, only to be later discovered taking a trip to Europe with a rentboy?
Dude, it’s okay to be gay. Come out of the closet! We all know you’re obsessed with dicks in asses. Maybe you too, can one day get someone to put his dick in your ass. I mean, you’d have to be less of an asshole to find someone to want to fuck you without getting paid, but there’s always room for personal growth. You can do it, dude.
Oh yeah. He’s so far in the closet he’s halfway to Cair Paravel.
Kyla, yeah. It’s like the homophobic ministers who will deliver LONG sermons about eeeevil homosexuals trying to TEMPT MEN INTO SIN and how you must RESIST blahblah… but, I mean, if you were a straight guy, you wouldn’t… be… tempted by schlong.
Maybe Captain Midnight is tthis guy (Onion article).
Oh jesus, I know that article is five years old now, but it still makes me laugh as much as it did the first time I read it.
Can we pit him for being a good example of the very most tedious and useless kind of “university student” yet?
Oh golly gosh, BNS. You’re saying all those mean words about the obese people. CM never said a naughty word about the gays like you’re saying about the obeses. Obese people are not disgusting. Heck, I have a few obese friends.
I just question why they have to show off their, uh, condition in front of my daughter. How am I supposed to teach her to eat right and exercise when we see one of them on the beach wearing bikinis or speedos? Anyone with a BMI over 30 should not be uncovered in public. Then there’s the public eating. Every festival or amusement park, well, there they are shoving unseemly things into their faces with no regard to my sensitivities. They bounce around in parades, jiggling their flesh at us. They’re on TV. They even have models. Underwear models!!! You can see their folds!!! Everywhere my daughter sees them and I know she wonders, “Maybe it’s not morally wrong to be fat. Maybe it’s alright to eat french fries every day instead of carrots.”
If we started applying obscenity laws against obese people, I might feel a little uncomfortable. Then again, I’m sure someone would argue that the laws have a rational basis and my guilty feelings will dissipate. I’m not saying I support these laws or anything. Heavens! I’ll just continue to vote for politicians who pass the laws and use anti-obese rhetoric to get elected, cuz, it’s really not all that important.
Love.
I also got the “self hating gay” vibe from the fellow addressed in the OP.
I heard nearly the same statement (with a little less venom) from a close friend in high school. He’s now out-and-proud, flamboyant, and doesn’t hesitate to cuddle or kiss on the lips in public with boyfriends.
In front of Captain Midnight’s little straight soldiers? Wow, disgusting. Next thing you know, his son’s going to be a teenager engaging in all kinds of sodomy— and it’ll all be because of the lessons your friend taught him. I hope you’re happy, you fucking sick freak.
The question that still remains is whether CM would blow BNS for a Twinkie.
Dutchman – that was Captain Midnight who said that. Not Shagnasty – although his comments were pretty disgusting as well.
Don’t you mean a Klondike Bar?
Oooh, that one’s cute too! I have a copy of the Titanic necklace that’s not QUITE as fancy, and I put it on a plain silver chain. Then when I wear it with a plain black top, I get soooo many compliments on it. 
But my favorite jewelry comes from 1928.
(Only on the SD could a thread about homophobia and fat people be hijacked to talk about jewelry)
Or would CM blow a twinkie for BNS.
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How do think we fuck like rabbits so well.
The Hopmosexual Agenda! It’s right here, people! (NSFW lyrics!)
Oh, man, you guys ruined my thread by making it funny and light-hearted (and how can I still be mad when confronted with stylish necklaces). I’ll just round up a few posts here:
Come on, dude. It’s so frowned upon that you decided to ogle some cheerleader’s breasts in public? And then reminisce fondly about it? The next time you want to lecture gay people about being perverse or acting in bad taste, I think you need to reflect on all the stuff you’ve gotten up to in your life. Straight people do this kind of stuff all the time, and they’re not even that shy about it. Stop applying different standards to gay people.
I’m not going to engage you, because you shown in thread after thread that you have no intention of debating honestly. I’m sure you have something that you think is a clever “gotcha” rattling around in your brain, so why don’t you just spit it out already?
Ok, you know I got all upset about twinkies in that thread about George Rekers. Why does everyone want to ruin twinkies for me?