“Look, ma, I’m a f*cking idiot.”
“I swear I didn’t fart! It was that guy!”
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Protestors began to gather at the crack of dawn…
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And if you look to the south you can see a deep tropical depression and it’s headed our way. Bring your umbrellas folks!
Tomorrows outlook: Shitty!
When Jedi go bad.
The Annual Portland City Festival wasn’t all that is was cracked up to be this year.
My God it’s full of stars!
Wouldn’t that be the crack of Don?
“…and eyewitnesses report that the crack in the pavement started right about there…”
“…And if you can make the penny stick, you win a prize!”
“look at his crack!”
$10 says I can toss the mike into that and make it stick.
“Do you see that? That’s the kind of stuff I have to report on every. Single. Day. And I’ve had it. Now you can either give me a raise or you can start covering this stuff yourself. Do you hear me, big boss man?!”
We have a bum show today.
Sources are unclear about the source of the horrendous smell, but it seems to be coming from this general direction.
Hey! Get a shot of that guy’s ass, Lou!
–Cliffy
In today’s traffic news, a large crack has suddenly appeared on Main street. Please drive carefully.