Time to come up with something that might make sense of this bizarre photo.
“FOR THIS U DIE.”
“KILL ME PLZ”
“Bunnycat is displeased.”
“That new cashmere sweater is* toast*.”
When the world is mine, your death shall be slow and agonizing.
Goddamn farmer sprinkled alum on the carrots again!
Mr. and Mrs. Chupacabra joyfully welcome the birth of their son, Frankie…
With this I shall pass unnoticed amongst the sniveling Earthlings!
I think that’s the winner.
Trick or treat!
Yes, I have two costumes on. What of it?
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-temperd rodent you’ll ever set eyes on!
Master asked Student Cat, “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”
And Student Cat did strike Master thrice across the face with his open claws.
“Couldn’t you at least have washed this thing before putting it on me??”
“Mama got me a new coat of fur and now I’m real purdy.”
“What a cute little bunny rabbit of my very own! I will love him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and I will stroke his fur and name him For-the-love-of-god-what-is-that-thing.”
“It’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it?”
“I look stupid and I’m still fucking cold.”
On Chinese Holiday they eat cat. I not cat. I cute bunny. Go find cat.