Careful with that Axe, Allison

Today at 1:30 I have an appointment to have a mole removed…from my penis.

I spend alot of time in the sun by my pool or at naturist resorts and lately the mole has started to itch and look a little weird. The dermatologist (Allison the Beautiful) says its time to take it off and have a look (the mole, not my penis).

I hope she hasn’t just been defrosting the freezer.

Let me get this straight: you a nudist, and you’ve allowed your penis to succumb to the effects of too much sun???

:dubious:

Having someone attractive handling your junk while holding sharp implements is pretty disconcerting. The nurse who removed my vasectomy stitches was stunning, but you really don’t want anything to happen while she is waving the scissors about. :eek:

All the best for the pathology report.

Si

Indeed, plnnr, I wish you the best as well. I didn’t mean to come off sounding callous.

Sunscreen (and I use it without fail) isnt’ a guarantee against sun damage. It’s an occupational hazard of nude backgammon.

This hurts me just to read about it!

Good luck! I hope it is nothing.

Knowing how deep the hole in my mother’s hand was where they removed some pre-pre-pre-cancerous cells(plus safety margin) from a spot, I do not envy you having even a vaguely similar procedure done on that particular body part.

You got that right. The two radiologists who gave me 10 pounds of barium the hard way were smoking hot. It was made worse because they were both very professional and disinterested the whole time.

Might wanna pop a TMI on that kinda title next time.

But now that we’re all here…

If you want an extremely painful, anxiety inducing medical situation with your junk, I have one word:

Varicocele (WARNING: Likely NSFW, but clinical diagrams ahead!)

Had two of 'em in my teens. Have had a Hydrocele on the other side for over a decade now.

Well, if nothing else, you’re all set with cocktail party chit-chat for the entire summer.

Best of luck to you and your “procedure.”

“Hey, wanna see my scar”

FLOP

:smiley:

Si

I just crossed my legs reading that, and I’m a girl. :eek:

Good luck with the appointment… crosses fingers

Maybe it’s time to buy the little guy a sun bonnet. :cool:

Good luck!

Let’s just hope that Allison’s aim is true.

And that she doesn’t have any unresolved father issues. Good luck, plnnr!

Best of luck! Remember, there’s nothing to worry about. Just don’t pay in advance, make sure that you have the Dr explain the proceedure fully beforehand, and if you get really worried, just remember the words of the immortal Mel Blanc: “Iggity-Aggity-Oooop. It’s Yours…!” :smiley:

Why? My son had one on each side (at different time) as a toddler and it was pretty minor surgery to have them fixed.

Just guessing, but perspective might be an issue here. :slight_smile:

So sayeth the chick who’s gyn told her a colposcopy would be painless. (Plucking hunks of flesh off my cervix). He swore his sister didn’t have a problem with it. I, however, spent 3 days in bed with horrid cramps and other, way too TMI going on.

I’m so gonna start a company making sun bonnets for penii. Hey, there’s a huge population of nudist colonies around here.

Penis unstitched.

How can having a knife remove flesh from your penis, ANY amount under ANY circumstances, be “nothing”? It is definitely SOMETHING.