Today at 1:30 I have an appointment to have a mole removed…from my penis.
I spend alot of time in the sun by my pool or at naturist resorts and lately the mole has started to itch and look a little weird. The dermatologist (Allison the Beautiful) says its time to take it off and have a look (the mole, not my penis).
I hope she hasn’t just been defrosting the freezer.
Having someone attractive handling your junk while holding sharp implements is pretty disconcerting. The nurse who removed my vasectomy stitches was stunning, but you really don’t want anything to happen while she is waving the scissors about. :eek:
Knowing how deep the hole in my mother’s hand was where they removed some pre-pre-pre-cancerous cells(plus safety margin) from a spot, I do not envy you having even a vaguely similar procedure done on that particular body part.
You got that right. The two radiologists who gave me 10 pounds of barium the hard way were smoking hot. It was made worse because they were both very professional and disinterested the whole time.
Best of luck! Remember, there’s nothing to worry about. Just don’t pay in advance, make sure that you have the Dr explain the proceedure fully beforehand, and if you get really worried, just remember the words of the immortal Mel Blanc: “Iggity-Aggity-Oooop. It’s Yours…!”
Just guessing, but perspective might be an issue here.
So sayeth the chick who’s gyn told her a colposcopy would be painless. (Plucking hunks of flesh off my cervix). He swore his sister didn’t have a problem with it. I, however, spent 3 days in bed with horrid cramps and other, way too TMI going on.
I’m so gonna start a company making sun bonnets for penii. Hey, there’s a huge population of nudist colonies around here.