Ladies?
Am I admitting my age if I ask who these guys are?
No, just that you aren’t a fan of a particular show.
And as a non-lady, I’ll stay out of this. 
Gus. I’d rub his head a whole lot. Though my non-ladyitude may be showing here.
Shawn AND Gus. At the same time.
Who?
For the hopelessly confused (like me): Psych is the TV show being referenced here.
Also, definitely Gus.
Shawn all the way. The only way I’d pass on Shawn would be if the other option was Shawn and his twin, Shawn. He can do a reading on me anytime.
I’m gonna have to say Gus. But I like the way Green Bean thinks.
Likewise, but it’s all Shawn for me.
Shawn! Oh boy, yes.
With a side order of Gus.
Would that be the back side?
Though Jules is the resident female cutie, I’ve got to admit that the Chief can be pretty hot herself (in a slowburn, authoritarian kind of way).
I’ll be different and say Carlton. There’s just something about angry, straightlaced, repressed men that gets my motor running…
(On TV, of course - not in real life)
Henry. It’s funny, too, 'cuz 20 years back (LA Law era) when he was supposed to be mega-hot, he did nothing for me. Now? Ding- dong!
Carlton isn’t unattractive, but he just seems so pissed off all the time.
Shawn and Gus are nice boys, but too young to register with me sexually.
Gus and Shawn at the same time 
Can’t have the yin without the yang 
I find neither Henry nor Lassie to be particularly attractive, and Henry is way too grumpy and bossy, and Lassie is way too uptight.
First impulse?
Shawn, Gus, my place, 10:00, please.
If I could only pick one, it’d be Shawn, cause Gus and I would just sit there and worry and fuss the whole time. I could just go out and have fun with Shawn. Or stay in. Ahem.