Does anyone have / know of a place to find the ‘good’ Rev’s speech he gives to his sister before the ministry fire? The one where he talks about the children and gets, shall we say, a little fanatic towards the end? Thought it might make an interresting audition piece. 
Sorry, ArrMatey!, but I don’t know of any site that has transcripts up for Carnivale. You can try http://www.carnivale.org and go to the FAQ section. That speech occurred in Black Blizzard and maybe if you contact someone there, they might be able to provide you with the speech.
Just a suggestion!